Fashion Police Checkpoint: What are you wearing right now?

STOP! Hammer time!

Don’t worry, it’s not actually Hammer time, although you could be forgiven for thinking it is, thanks to all of the bad harem pants around here. Nope, it’s just a little Fashion Police Checkpoint, which means that before you can proceed, we’re going to have to ask you to step over here for a moment and give us a complete inventory of your current outfit.

In other words: what are you wearing right this very second?

52 Comments

  • November 11, 2010

    ScotLouie

    @fashionpolice CMA’s Red Carpet Best and Worst Dressed!: http://scotlouie.com/2010/11/11/cmas-red…

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  • November 11, 2010

    Pink Princess

    I’m at home, working, so I’m wearing an turquoise Armani top with honey-brown Forever Friends’ velour tracksuit bottoms and my comfy Uggs!

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  • November 11, 2010

    Helena

    I’m wearing Dark blue skinny Nudie jeans, black biker boots, a loose gray-ish vest top and a blue cardigan without buttons.

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  • November 11, 2010

    Emma

    Black skinny jeans, Mango Victorian lace up boots, All Saints tshirt and my favourite motheaten big comfy black Karen Millen cardi

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  • November 11, 2010

    Ophelia

    Bronze Levis sneakers, bootcut jeans, black t-shirt, scarf with flowerpattern in all variations of blue.

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  • November 11, 2010

    Natasha

    Bootcut jeans and a purple cowl neck sweater. I’m at home, so no shoes, but earlier today I wore this with purple boots.

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  • November 11, 2010

    Riali

    Oh, for goodness sakes, time difference! It’s 11 pm here, so you caught me in my pyjamas. They’re beigish, super comfy, and made of hemp, but very, very unchic indeed.

    (I was wearing a black skirt, an orange sweater with a black, grey, and cream fair isle pattern, grey wooly tights, and cream fold down ankle boots earlier. For the, er, daytime portion of my day.)

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  • November 11, 2010

    Vivi

    Gah! I’ve just come home from school, so I’m currently lounging about in a raspberry-and-white striped top, bubblegum pink vest layered underneath and cropped leggings.
    To be honest, I’m a little confused… Why are people wearing shoes? Presumeably they are indoors?

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  • November 11, 2010

    Silvia

    Blue skinny jeans, this David & Goliath t-shirt http://www.davidandgoliathtees.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/600×600/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/m/o/monstersmademejrlt10758.jpg , brown cardigan, unbuttoned, and http://a248.e.akamai.net/a755bdded7308e72e7fac2eae90715fc.com/Images/laydowns/front/0411_7509_001.jpg these AE boots 🙂

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  • November 11, 2010

    Steph

    Alas, today I have dressed for warmth rather than style!
    Dark blue widelegged jeans, grey t-shirt with angel design, dark teal jumper, bright green hoodie (yes, I’m clashing but I’m clashing *warmly*) and long stripy socks 😀

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  • November 11, 2010

    kav

    i just got home from school as well!! Navy and black uniform with white shirt *Blargh*

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  • November 11, 2010

    oldfashionedreamer

    just got up and took a shower (I have late classes today, I’m in college) and I am wearing a very colorful (oh I can’t remember what they are called!) but you know how women from India, who dress more traditionally, wear a dress type top with pants? I am wearing a loose fitting brightly colored one of those as I always do after showering in my dorm 🙂

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  • November 11, 2010

    Lizzy

    Homemade floral skirt (more chic than it sounds!), River Island mustard yellow sweater dress, brown penny loafers and grey tights. Umm, ok that sounds really OAPish when written down, but the overall effect isn’t too bad! Umm.. forgot about the tartan scarf…

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  • November 11, 2010

    Kate

    Pajamas. I don’t have class until 2:30 🙂

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  • November 11, 2010

    sana

    bed socks
    purple nike track suit bottoms
    a huge black kooks band t shirt
    navy monsoon waterfall cardigan
    fugly outfit but o so comfy!

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  • November 11, 2010

    Pomeroy

    Tight-ish (but not skinny) blue jeans, a pair of fairly cheap trainers, and a long-sleeved green top under a short-sleeved shirt which is black with white stars.

    I’m a post-grad student. I don’t give a rat’s ass what I look like.

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  • November 11, 2010

    Sonya

    Black skinny jeans, a blue polo shirt, a black necklace, my woven bracelet, and my signature grey hoodie.

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  • November 11, 2010

    ross

    black cropped leggings, big comfy forest green sweater, fuzzy socks

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  • November 11, 2010

    Rebecca

    I’m in a silly red floral kimono right now. Because it is 6:30 in the morning. I’m getting towards work though, where I’ll be wearing a scoop-neck work tee, black pants and patent ballet flats.

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  • November 11, 2010

    Katie

    Yes! I finally got caught in something nice. I’m wearing a red ruffled blouse and high-waisted blue and white skirt. I’m wearing red, white, and blue because I played in a Veteran’s Day concert earlier today.

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  • November 12, 2010

    Lucia

    okay so it’s blue jeans with a black pair of tights under that (dont worry u can’t see them its just cuz its been super cold here lately), black and white socks, a deep cut red blouse witha dark grey wool cardigan over that.

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  • November 12, 2010

    Bethany

    I am wearing a white crinkle cotton gauze skirt and top I made myself. The top is sleeveless, with a v-neck and ruffle edged in blue blanket stitch. The skirt is ankle-length, tiered, and embroidered at the edge of each tier in a different stitch. I have a blue silk scarf tied gypsy-fashion at my waist.

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  • November 12, 2010

    Nikki G

    Gray boatneck sweater, black tank top, jeans, leopard print flats. Boring but comfy.

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  • November 12, 2010

    Serinde

    black socks, silver and black cons, black undies, red knee lenth skirt with grograin ribbon, beige bra, black lace top, Ichthus necklace, home made black head band, silver bracelet, gold victorian snake ring

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  • November 12, 2010

    Romanticide

    I am wearing pants, a domo kun tshirt, then a green sweater, and a jacket on top (It’s really cold this week >.< and here the is no heating) also easy tone sneakers with mistmached socks (which cannot be seen)

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  • November 12, 2010

    Minka

    I’m wearing a black/gray hounds-tooth pattern strapless dress with some nice silvery studs over black long sleeved top and black leggings (yeah, it’s cold)and a pair of black, flat over-the-knee boots.

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  • November 12, 2010

    Light

    I’m wearing a long-sleeved magenta top with skew neck, black skinny jeans, magenta belt and a pair of heeled black shoes.

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  • November 12, 2010

    Alex

    black long sleeve t-shirt and a sort of tartan skirt which was from Warehouse last year. With my bikini underneath as I’m going swimming this morning and a pair of flip flops cause I haven’t finished getting ready yet.

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  • November 12, 2010

    Jane

    You caught me wearing something utterly boring! Grey cardigan, black t-shirt and cuffed ankle-length dark blue jeans are a really dreary combination since I’m only wearing them for warmth.

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  • November 12, 2010

    Moni

    Well, if it’s this hammer ( http://geeksdreamgirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/captain-hammer.jpg ), than just bring him on! 😀

    Anyway, again you posed your question on a day when I was sick and spent my time lounging on the couch, wearing black track pants and a fleece jacket. 🙁
    But I’m better today and back to work in black jeans and a light grey/dark grey-striped sweater and black ankle boots.

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    • November 12, 2010

      Caroline

      Please give me a sec to catch my breath…

      Ahhh, Nathan Fillion! 😀

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      • November 12, 2010

        Moni

        Hugs, soul-sister! 😀

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  • November 12, 2010

    BethB

    I am wearing grey trousers and a short navy knit dress with a scoop collar and little sleeves.

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  • November 12, 2010

    Caroline

    I’m in the office, somewhat dressed-down for Friday: wearing a pair of purple tights with the feet and gusset cut out as a long-sleeved top (yes, seriously) under an empire-line Floral maxi dress, with flat brown suede boots. I dressed for comfort and warmth today!

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  • November 12, 2010

    rose

    short navy polka dot dress with peter pan collar,tan suede ankle boots,pale grey cardi with an old mosaiced broach and black tights.

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  • November 12, 2010

    Sammy

    Blue jeans with a flare. Pink 3/4 sleeved top and penguin cosy socks 🙂

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  • November 12, 2010

    Eilís

    Grey skinny jeans, a white vest and a cropped, grey Fair Isle knitted jumper with some matching Fair Isle-y woolen slippers and a cameo necklace.

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  • November 12, 2010

    Nicola

    Light blue chambray shirt, knee-length navy full skirt, black cardigan with heart buttons, and thick black tights. It’s c-c-c-cold!

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  • November 13, 2010

    anana

    i have on a floral mini dress that was originally from american rag cie (but i got it at a thrift store), black tights from target, military boots from an army surplus store, and my mom’s black sweater

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  • November 13, 2010

    tonya

    oh crap… im wearing my pjs…. printed leggings from H&M, a fuzzy zebra sweatshirt, and a striped shirt

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  • November 13, 2010

    Charlie

    White shirt with purple stripes, under a black tank top, Blue jeans, Black and silver socks (what? they’re shiny) and black ‘biker’ boots. Soon to be teamed with a black blazer – bloody cold out.

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  • November 13, 2010

    Rudi

    From the top down,

    Red flower hairclip,
    Black floral scarf,
    Blue cardi,
    Red t-shirt,
    Bracelet made of silver pennies X),
    Black stretch belt with bow buckle,
    Blue a-line tartan skirt (it’s better than it sounds, promise),
    Black tights,
    No shoes at the moment but if I were to head out right now they’d probably be black brogue style courts.

    …I wear too many clothes.

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    • November 13, 2010

      Rudi

      Strike where it says a-line, had a bit of a brain malfunction.

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  • November 14, 2010

    Strawbaby

    I’m working on an essay due tomorrow, so nothing spectacular! I’m in navy blue Chuck Taylors, old jeans, a black-and-white collared shirt, a bright red cable-knit jumper and a blue-and-red silk scarf tied in a bow around my neck.

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  • November 14, 2010

    Rebecca

    Uhh, dark-wash L.E.I. skinnies with gauze-patched pockets, burn-out gray and blue doves tee-shirt, neon purple nail lacquer, and white Skullcandy earbuds.

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  • November 15, 2010

    jesi yvonne

    dark blue bottega veneta ink wool turtleneck, grey bikini underpants

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  • November 17, 2010

    Bee

    My partner’s old shirt and my undies! I’m at home of course! It is summer here, I usually wonder around the house only in my undies and nothing else. Last year I bought 60 pairs of Victoria’s secret Brazilian cotton string bottoms in black, white and buff, 20 pairs each. Those are good basics for everyday around the house, under the pants etc. for everyday bra, I wear Chantelle push up tshirt bras or Huit tshirt bras, must have in black, beige and white, great for days you don’t want to make a bra statement.

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  • November 19, 2010

    charliegirl

    hmmm, have just got back from horsderiding camp with 26 8 yearolds – blue jeans & red grandpa tee with a spotter neckerchief.

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  • November 19, 2010

    Janers

    light gray sweatshirt with sleeves pushed up, hot pink pj pants with white polka dots & pink ribbon drawstring, hair up in a messy do, & pink mother of pearl ring.

    I’m a hot morning mess.

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  • November 27, 2010

    Paige

    I’m wearin Pink sweat pants and a Rusty T-shirt with Tiger stiped stuff on it..VERY stylish 😀

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  • December 14, 2010

    Peach

    Boyfriend jeans, t-shirt. I work from home. 😛 I think it’s a miracle I even get out of my jamjams.

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