Fashion Police Checkpoint: What are you wearing right now?

The Fashion Police are taking a cheeky day off today, but that  doesn’t mean you’re free to commit crimes of fashion: in fact, to make sure you’re all toeing the sartorial line, we’ve set up a Fashion Police Checkpoint. In order to pass, you’ll have to provide us with a complete inventory of what you’re wearing right this very second (OK, maybe not a complete inventory: you can keep your underwear to yourselves…): and no cheating!

So: what are you wearing right now?

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  • March 9, 2012

    Daisy

    Gold mini (J.Crew), denim shirt with sequins on the shoulders (Miss Sixty), black opaque tights and black platforms with bows (Polly, Miss Selfridge). Subdued enough for the office, and not too casual for the pub tonight.

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  • March 9, 2012

    Rachel

    I’m in bed watching a movie, so cat-print pyjama pants, fluffy socks and a black tank top.

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  • March 9, 2012

    msveve

    Zara jersey dress with satin pieces (it’s a bit weird but it works 🙂 ), H&M black cardigan, opaque tights, Zara TRF flat ankle boots, Camadeau red winter coat, Topshop sachel bag

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  • March 9, 2012

    msveve

    Obviously, I don’t have the coat on at the moment, it’s resting on a chair. but thought I should point that out 🙂

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  • March 9, 2012

    Riali

    Short navy blue cotton dress with silver pinstripes, dark purple cropped cardigan with a zipper and shoulder puff thingies, and Totoro slippers. It was dark silver brogue/mary jane-ish shoes earlier. (I really love my Totoro slippers.)

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  • March 9, 2012

    Caroline

    Dorothy Perkins green lacey dress, black tights, black cardigan, black waist belt and my new lovelies… irregular choice ladybird shoes 🙂

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  • March 9, 2012

    Georgia

    It’s before breakfast and I haven’t worked out or gotten dressed yet, so I’m wearing plaid pajama pants and a lime green tank top.

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  • March 9, 2012

    Rachel Gray

    Denim dress, mid-length; dark brown tights, dark brown Mary Jane’s (Dansko), Dark brown turtleneck, and denim jacket…

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  • March 9, 2012

    Liza Ashby

    Indigo jeans, orange strappy top, pistachio green jumper, Celtic sheepskin boots, long purse pendant, and when I’m out of the house a faux fur coat. 🙂

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  • March 9, 2012

    sara

    Dorothy Perkins dark denim straight jeans, old pale lilac sweatshirt from New Look, knackered grey slippers with holes in. Hair is tied up with a bit of lilac tape

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  • March 9, 2012

    Abby

    Cropped pants, Purple t-shirt with a asymmetrical necklace 🙂

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  • March 9, 2012

    b.

    Black flared jeans, a black top embroidered with white flowers, purple cardigan, and red Victoriana-style lace-up boots (Miz Mooz); with red-framed glasses (D&G), silver and gold watch (DKNY), a silver necklace with a cat pendant, silver ring with an onyx and silver hoop earrings (all gifted).

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  • March 9, 2012

    Emily

    At this very moment I’m wearing a pink vest, navy shorts and white socks as I’ve just finished a workout dvd and I’m lounging around mustering up the energy to shower. Before that I was wearing a dark green jersey dress, black tights, tan boots, a pink pashmina and a denim jacket.

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  • March 9, 2012

    naiadknight

    Old Navy boot cut jeans, lavendar long sleeve button up with a very subtle herringbone texture (Banana Republic, via the thrift store) under and Old Navy black cashnere sweater, faux leather knee boots with an exposed zipper up the back and harness detail at the ankle (AKA “the weather is too crappy for my other shoes” boots, Payless) with the jeans tucked into them, black leather trench style coat with faux fur lining, Chicago Bears ball cap (because it was sleeting outside.)

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  • March 9, 2012

    Karlie

    Med blue straight leg Levi with a lime green LLBean v-neck t-shirt under a cream cable knit IZod sweater; cream, lime green, brown, black and grey striped scarf from Echo and flat brown leath boots. Michael Kors cream watch and silver Mercury Dime earrings.

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  • March 9, 2012

    nakksu

    lightish/violetish blue 50’s style Nümph dress with white patterns and black buttons, black pantyhose, blue cardigan and a brown belt on the waist! hoping to be on the safe side….

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  • March 9, 2012

    Marianne S.

    Black ultra-skinny jeans (Kohls) black cotton tank, teal cable and open-work sweater (also Kohls), black lace-up ankle boots (Sears). Will throw on old black leather jacket to go to work. It’s that kind of day.

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  • March 9, 2012

    Sarah

    Knee-high leather boots, brown 3/4 sleeve shirt from Old Navy, and a knee-length, white linen skirt with godets, which I made.

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  • March 9, 2012

    Maca

    It’s hot and I’m home doing nothing, so I’m wearing dark denim shorts (Zara), a white tank top (Zara) and flip flops.

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  • March 9, 2012

    Mara

    I’m alone in my house, so… really, I’m wearing next to nothing. =P

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  • March 9, 2012

    Heidi

    Double denim. Jeans & a denim shirt over a long-sleeved purple tee.

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  • March 9, 2012

    Bette

    Sheer, blue, sleeveless top with ruffley bit (River Island)
    Worn over long-sleeved white t-shirt (Primark) and white cami (Primark again).
    Navy trousers, rolled up at the ankle (H&M)
    White boot-style furry slippers (La Senza)

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  • March 9, 2012

    Anna

    Vintage floral-print dress (think 70s-80s trying to be 40s), dark green tights, and cloth ankle booties with a chunky heel.

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  • March 9, 2012

    Hannah Kinney

    Black and tan striped shirt (the back is lacy), jeans, and some maroon pumps.

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  • March 10, 2012

    Suzan

    Blue dress with bow print (H&M which I customized a bit), black cardigan(H&M), red ballet flats with black bow (small cute store in Paris), black tights (zeeman- a cheap Dutch store).

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  • March 10, 2012

    Monsieur Dupont

    Uggs, jeggings, and a chainsaw. (I was out of northface sweatshirts, so I just duct taped it to my bra lol)

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  • March 10, 2012

    Rudi

    A big spotty dressing gown (hood up).

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  • March 10, 2012

    Ailsa

    Cashmere navy sweater from Country Road(sleeves pushed up to my elbows), black patent ballet flats from Witchery, short white shorts from Levi’s, and my favoutite rose-gold coloured bangle.Since you asked :D!!

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  • March 10, 2012

    Ailsa

    PS the sweater has a deep v neck but I’m fairly flat chested so it looks good!!

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  • March 10, 2012

    Jeannine

    Fade-wash jeans and a beige shirt with lace details on the side. Earlier I had on the red high-top converse shoes I’ve been wearing all the time lately.

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  • March 10, 2012

    Annausagi2

    Black, short-sleeved nightgown and purple, fluffy pajama pants with cute bears on them.
    Ooooooh yeeaaaaaah

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  • March 10, 2012

    Tor

    Navy polka-dot dress (linen and 50s-style, so comfy) with a brown plaited ‘leather’ belt, really dark black support tights from Primark – oh and chipped glittery nails and alcohol-induced skin inflammation from last night. Glamorous!

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  • March 10, 2012

    Kim

    Denim dress, navy tights, red courts and will be throwing a blue blazer on top to go out in a minute..

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  • March 10, 2012

    Benthe

    I wearing a white flowy blouse with high-waisted black pants and brown mini uggs.

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  • March 10, 2012

    Minka

    Darn, you caught me at work, so I’m wearing black twill trousers, little, black apron and a green t-shirt. Also my black Converse sneakers. However, later I’m going to hit the bars, so I’ll switch to skinny jeans, rock chic oversized tank top, red button up cardigan and a bright blue scarf. Gonna keep the sneakers, though, – can’t live without them!

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  • March 10, 2012

    Eleanor

    Dark skinny jeans, black strappy vest top, H&M stripey top and bare feet! Earlier I was wearing pointy red pumps and a black jacket!

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  • March 11, 2012

    Isabel

    Teal cowl-necked dress, grey cable tights, and grey-ish blue boots with buckles.

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    • March 11, 2012

      Isabel

      Not the one that’s linked, though!

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  • March 11, 2012

    Millar

    A vintage denim shirt, Corduroy shorts a Tshirt with sushi printed on it, a skull necklace and some Dr Marten creepers.

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  • March 11, 2012

    Jane

    Red capris, black bow platforms, white blouse, black belt, silver necklace and earrings.

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  • March 11, 2012

    renee

    about to go out saturday nighttt!
    fully sheer, long fitted black mesh gown
    sheer black garter + sheer dark brown vintage stockings (visible)
    leather embellished bra + and bottoms (visible)
    prada black patent pointed heels
    oversized wool blazer
    round, red quilted purse

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  • March 11, 2012

    bluh

    black skinny jeans, black heels with buckles all over them, both new look and a red ripped detailing tank top from crafted@republic.

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  • March 11, 2012

    Carla

    Ha green plaid shorts and a blue tank top…. and saran wrap all over my head… you caught me dying my hair…

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  • March 12, 2012

    Sandy

    Georgia Tech hoodie, navy sweatpants that are about two sizes too big for me, and fuzzy pink socks. Don’t hate…it’s Sunday and I didn’t leave the house today.

    Yesterday, though, I went on a super awesome brewery tour with a friend. I wore a gray cotton/silk cowl neck sweater, dark wash Joe’s Jeans skinnies, my beloved Frye Carmen Tall boots, and a long off-white coat. That’s a favorite outfit of mine.

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  • March 12, 2012

    batichica

    You caught me in a lazy moment. I have some dark blue jeans, grey socks, a white t-shirt with this wierd cow on it and my blue glasses. Lazing around my house this sunday afternoon.

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  • March 12, 2012

    Anna

    Dove gray v-neck ‘boyfriend’ sweater, skinny olive cords, light & dark gray spectator pointy flats, moonstone drop earrings. Definitely a very casual day.

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  • March 12, 2012

    Chips

    Just got back from class, so didn’t have time to change.

    Traditional clothing, long-sleeved blouse and ankle-length dress with streaks of yellow and gold.

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  • March 14, 2012

    Mia Johnson

    An Aeropostale floral tank top and black ankle length leggings. PLEASE DON’T ARREST ME! I have changed since I got home from the public eye. Therefore, the only ones witnessing my crime are the stuffed animals sitting on my bed.

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  • March 30, 2012

    Melissa Verrecchia

    OH, I am arresting myself right now. The horror of it all! I just got out of work as a cook so I have black cotton pants, no name or description and a black polo style shirt.
    Ouch!

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