Fashion Police at the 21st Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party

For everyone who doesn’t get invited to the Academy Awards, there is the Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party.

And for everyone who thought the Oscars 2013 red carpet was just a tad boring, there is Paz Vega:
Paz Vega in a 70s style white dress with ruffle neck and platform shoes at the 21st Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party

Paz Vega at the  Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party

Seriously, the shoes are worthy of an entire post on their own, aren’t they? Hell, the RUFFLES are worthy of their own post. WHY wasn’t Paz Vega at the Oscars? If everyone had dressed like this, we might have needed a little less coffee…

Meanwhile, for everyone who thought the Oscars were just a little too CLASSY, here are Heidi Klum’s breasts:

Heidi Klum in a gold dress with very low neckline

Heidi Klum at the  Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party

This whole look is just about the breasts, isn’t it? It really doesn’t matter WHAT the dress looks like: it serves merely as a frame for THE BOOBS. This is a look that’s becoming increasingly popular on the red carpet recently. Our main worry is where celebrities can go from here? Will they all just be topless this time next year? Nothing would surprise us at this point.

Want to see some more? Your wish is our command…

Gallery: The 21st Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party

[Images: PRPhotos.com]

4 Comments

  • February 25, 2013

    Eduarda via Facebook

    Heidi Klum needs a bra…. Heidi Klum needs a bra…. Not even she can escape gravity!!!!

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  • February 25, 2013

    Lindsey M

    No, Heidi. Just no! Put them away!
    I do like Anna Paquin’s dress.

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  • February 25, 2013

    Anna

    The sad thing is is that I actually really liked Heidi Klum’s dress, there just should have been a lot more of it!!

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  • February 27, 2013

    Claudia

    Heidi illustrates the sad but inescapable truth that, no matter how much discipline you devote to your body, as you age you somehow aquire the aura, or vibes, or whatever of an older person, and don’t get away with showing your boobs any more. I mean, her figure and her boobs are excellent (much better than Paz Vega’s pancakes), but her face would go much better with something more classy.

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