Fashion Police at the 2009 Grammys: The Bad – Maiysha, Paula Abdul, Paris Hilton, Bai Ling

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  Stop! Hammer time! Oh, Maiysha, why? Why would you wear this bizarre leggings/harem pants crossover at any time, never mind to the Grammys? Our eyes, they burn, but if you thought that was bad, take a look under the jump..

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We reckon it's Paula Abdul's hair that makes this so startlingly bad, but somehow we can't stop looking at it…

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We really hope Paris Hilton didn't try to bend over while she was wearing this, but somehow we just know she would have. Length aside, it looks suspiciously like it could've come from the bargain rail at Forver 21, and actually, the more we look at it, the worse it gets -particularly around the "almost naked" boobs area. For shame, Paris!

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We've actually seen worse from Bai Ling but even so, the "gaudily wrapped present" look just doesn't appeal here…

13 Comments

  • February 9, 2009

    Whit

    Maybe it’s just me, but I think Bai Ling’s dress wouldn’t be so bad if it was turned over so the bow was on top…

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  • February 9, 2009

    Moni

    Hey, it looks like Paris Hilton actually reads this blog. I mean: Not too long ago you advised her to buy a bra, and she obviously did. And to show us that she did she opted to just sew the skirt on it and go without a top or blouse. Well done, Paris, we’re proud of you.
    Now go home and get dressed.

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  • February 9, 2009

    Natasha

    Indeed, Maiysha (whoever she is) looks exquisitely stylish when you see the others!

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  • February 9, 2009

    holly

    Romy and Michell’s high school reunion anyone?
    Paris Hilton got the memo.

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  • February 9, 2009

    gokarm

    Actually I would have really liked Paris’s dress if it were actually a DRESS…it’s got that indian “slumdog millionaire” thing going on so it’s very “now…just toooooo damn short. That sort of pisses me off. Paula is her typical trainwreck self, in the most literal sense…a trainwreck wrapped around her shoulders and waist.

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  • February 9, 2009

    Wendy Moira

    When I saw Paula’s outfit I actually LOL’d… did anybody else enjoy that Paula actually wore what looks like hundreds of dollars worth of staples to the Staples Center?

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  • February 10, 2009

    Joey Sauer

    I love Paris but that dress really is far too short! Not the best, liked her hair though!

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  • February 11, 2009

    Diana

    OMG Paula, what happened to you?? Were you trying to look like Athena or something?

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  • February 13, 2009

    coffee

    Paris’ dress looks like what Jennifer Garner wore in 13 Going on 30

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  • March 10, 2009

    nompilo mathe

    when u bad u really really bad,not even if u at the social scene can u get away with this one, ask the likes of paris hilton

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  • March 10, 2009

    nompilo mathe

    when u bad u really really bad,not even if u at the social scene can u get away with this one, ask the likes of paris hilton

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  • March 10, 2009

    The Fashion Police

    nompilo , would you mind not posting all your comments twice? And could you also please write in English? Sorry, not trying to be snarky, it’s just really hard to understand text speak, which how you’re writing all of your comments.

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  • June 17, 2009

    Samantha

    Ugh! All four of them have something fundamentally wrong with the way they look…
    1) Maiysha: Didn’t Hammertime go out with the ages? So why, then, is she wearing his pants?
    2) Paula: What on earth is that THING that is on her left shoulder? Is it a shawl or something that maybe looks like half a sleeve? This I’d like to know.
    3) Paris: Oh great, another hybrid–bra with skirt posing as a dress. At least that’s what I think it is. Could someone PLEASE enlighten me?
    4) Bai Ling: Like another poster said, I think that the bow would look better on the TOP part of the dress rather than the bottom. Did she put the dress on upside-down or something? I’m beginning to wonder…

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