Fashion Police in Florida

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It wasn’t all fun and games for The Fashion Police during our recent trip to Florida, you know. We may have been technically off duty, but there’s no rest for an enforcer of fashion, and we still found time to apprehend a few Floridian fashion crimes – including the pair of jeans above, which feature an "interesting" lace overlay. The fact that the jeans themselves are cropped and the lace is ankle-length just adds to the crime. Read on to see some more…

Fake_crocs

You don’t go to Florida without seeing your fair share of Crocs. These, however, didn’t even have the distinction of being real Crocs – they’re $6.99 imitations, in candy pink, with flower details. Tempted?

King_of_crocs

If the baby pink doesn’t appeal to you, maybe diarrhea brown will? These are presumably the King of Crocs – notice the "crown" detail around the vamp. Also available in a fugly grey, should you prefer it.

We did have more of these, but for some reason we can’t seem to find them. So we need your help…

Got a phone with a camera? Take it for a walk around your town and see how many fashion crimes you can find. Then report them to The Fashion Police, so we can share them with the world!

5 Comments

  • June 24, 2008

    Alexia

    I saw a few imitations of crocs yesterday but I didn’t take a picture 🙁 Belive me, it would have been worth it: pink with flowers, with stripes and even one pair in all the colours of the rainbow.
    And I live in Romania, so you can imagine that crocs have invaded the world!

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  • June 24, 2008

    Janet C

    Those cropped pants make me itch. I live in fire ant country — a very nasty, swarming, biting breed of ant — and those pants would constantly make me feel as if I were being quite vigorously attacked!!

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  • June 24, 2008

    Kathy

    I am reminded of the South’s Spanish moss when I look at the blue jeans with the black trim. That, or toxic black mold.

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  • June 24, 2008

    Danielle

    Those pants make me feel like a giant who has accidentally crushed a bat cave and now they’re swarming around my legs and are moving on up.
    And Crocs… I feel like nothing can shock me about them anymore!

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  • June 24, 2008

    Vanessa

    The unfortunate thing about pants like that is that I see people wearing that stuff seriously all the time…
    And Crocs are for gardening. Or working at a hospital. Or going to the beach. Not wearing them out with jeans like they’re a must-have item. I am so sick of them. I’m so glad their stock fell.

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