Wear or Die: Clubwear Edition

Fashionpolice

It’s time to go clubbing, folks. Yay! But wait… what on earth are you going to wear? Well, worry not, your friendly Fashion Police have got that covered. We’ve been on a shopping spree to Great Glam and we picked you up the see through dress on the left and the "front wedgie" top (ouch!) on the right, which you may wear with the low-rise pants of your choice. Don’t worry, you can thank us later.

Oh, there’s just one thing, though: if you don’t wear one of these two items, you die. Sorry, them’s the breaks. Tell us then: see through dress or front wedgie top – what’s it gonna be?

[The Rules]

14 Comments

  • February 27, 2008

    Chica

    It’d have to be that fugly dress on the left if only because that ‘thing’ on the right screams JODIE MARSH!

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  • February 27, 2008

    Arielle

    I’d wear the dress. With leggings, since that’s allowed by the rules. =P

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  • February 27, 2008

    Ma'at

    I’ll take the dress for $1000 Alex. THe way I see it underwear choice does not “Cover up” the dress. So I’m going to put on one of those solid black tube style body shapers and then throw this monstrosity over it … viola! a normal looking outfit. I’d throw on some black tights and some fun colored shoes and accessories… See I can make it work. Thanks for using the site (I was hoping to see it soon.

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  • February 27, 2008

    Helen

    I’d wear the dress over a pair of black opaque tights and a tight sweater of the same colour. Is that cheating? 🙂

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  • February 27, 2008

    Alexandra

    The dress!

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  • February 27, 2008

    cp

    There’s not really a contest here, I’d wear the dress over whatever that is on the right any day. Although, the skank outfit might be okay without the jeans at the beach in opposite world.

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  • February 27, 2008

    fashionista

    see through dress
    hopefully my underwear won’t be shown (that clearly) in the dark

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  • February 27, 2008

    The Fashion Police

    See, it would be SO much more fun if we’d just made you wear the dress complete with visible undies and no leggings allowed! But that would be too, too cruel… 🙂

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  • February 28, 2008

    Celeste

    i want to know how the models wearing these can actually have any dignity left. especially the frontal wedgie thing. ouch.
    i’m going to have to say that i would wear the dress, which seems to be the trend here. i would have to add a pair of jeans as well as a cute jacket in an attempt to make it look less like a piece of cloth sewn together though. yep. not cover it up, just help it out a little bit.

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  • February 28, 2008

    Anna

    The only twisted universe in which those abominations considered “glam” is one where two-dollar prostitutes are the height of sophistication.
    I’ll take the dress, but with a cami and black opaque tights.

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  • February 28, 2008

    Krystyna

    Obviously the see through dress on the left, but pair it with black leggies and a bright tee. Oooh.

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  • April 11, 2008

    pyro

    Sadly, I think I would wear the wedgie top. That dress is just too tiny. At least with the top I would get pants, which would at least almost give me some tiny semblance of wearing clothes.

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  • July 24, 2009

    Kat

    dress with bright (red/pink)* cami underneath, and either black/white/(red/pink)* leggings underneath. paired with platform heels.
    *if doing the red/pink, they have to match, not have one red and one pink.

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  • September 4, 2009

    Diandra

    The see-through dress! Or the silver thing as a swimsuit, if that’s allowed, but it probably isn’t. (Actually, with that crotch, forget it!)
    At least with the see-through one I could say, “oops, I didn’t realize it was see through!” I’d take a wardrobe malfunction over something that says, “no, I didn’t look in the mirror before leaving the house!”
    The black dress is a little slutty (length-wise) but it might be alright with a solid black tube dress underneath and maybe a shrug? (to cover your shoulder area, not the dress!)

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