Wear or Die: London Fashion Week Edition – space suit or sperm?

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There’s no rest for The Fashion Police at London Fashion Week. Having just taken into custody a skirt made from thongs, we were called out again to deal with the two outfits above, namely Louise Goldin’s space-age jump suit (left) and this intriguing creation by Jean-Pierre Braganza, which looks to us like a giant sperm suit, albeit one with a with protective, furry coat.

Rather than arrest these items, though, we decided to put them to good use, in Wear or Die. So, what’s it to be, folks: you have to wear either the space suit or the sperm suit – if you don’t wear one of them, you die. Which will you choose?

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8 Comments

  • February 12, 2008

    Arielle

    Well now, the choice of which hideous monstrosity to wear might be made easier by looking at it in practical terms. If it is cold, the one on the right would be warmer.
    Those outfits really are monstrously unattractive.

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  • February 12, 2008

    Danielle

    Why must either option be camel toe? At least I’ll be warmer in the white

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  • February 12, 2008

    The Fashion Police

    Danielle – why must either option be camel toe? Just because we’re cruel, basically 🙂

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  • February 12, 2008

    emmao414

    both my partner and 5 y o son said the blue one, kinda Tron-like outfit. I prefer the white one myself, its comfy looking hahah!

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  • February 12, 2008

    natasha

    the blue one. i think i’d wear it with knee-high silver retro 70’s platform boots and basically try to look like vince noir from the mighty boosh.

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  • February 13, 2008

    Helen

    Ugh, I don’t wear white. But I’d still go with the sperm suit, adding a wide black belt to make the shape less sperm-like.

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  • February 13, 2008

    sarah

    I’ll take the space suit and go down to the playground and scare the kiddies pretending to be Barbarella, there to abduct them in my spaceship!
    Or, you know, hit the clubs and abduct a strapping young lad and take him to my spaceship…

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  • November 12, 2012

    Nala

    I will take the space suit thank you very much. I could already hear the insults about the sperm one.

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