Does my bum look big in this?*

Harempants

Go on, be honest now – it does, doesn’t it? It looks huge. GOD, I knew it! Damn shop assistant was all, "Seriously, harem pants are going to be SO HOT this season, and honestly, they don’t make you look AT ALL like a giant toddler who just filled her diaper. Here, try them on with these chunky heeled shoe boots – perfect!"  Yeah, and not at all unflattering either, eh? Just one question, though: how in the hell are you supposed to walk with all of that excess material between the ol’ legs? And why would you want to?

(Pants: 200 euros at Supple. Shoe boots: unknown. Diaper: model’s own.)

* Note: that’s not actually MY butt. Obviously.

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6 Comments

  • February 18, 2008

    Anne-Marie

    HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!

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  • February 18, 2008

    Blythe

    ohhh…I must be honest. Those are butt ugly. LOL I will not be wearing those this season.. noooo way.

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  • February 18, 2008

    sarah

    You know having read about these dreaded harem pants on here for awhile I though surely that no one would be stupid enough to actually BUY them. So imagine my surprise as I was innocently walking around town one day and end up walking behind a girl wearing black harem pants. Immediately I thought to refer her to your site or at least take a picture to show my friends, but sadly she scurried away too quickly. Most likely I think it was because she was so embarrassed to be out in actual harem pants.

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  • February 18, 2008

    K-Line

    OMG – This is a crime! Unbelievable what the consumer machine will try to get you to spend 200 euros on… K

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  • February 18, 2008

    Chica

    They’re even uglier than ‘normal’ harem pants!
    And what is with these springing up everywhere, i’ve yet to see anyone stupid enough to actually wear them out..so who’s buying them?

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  • May 17, 2008

    sai

    I seriously could not figure out which was the front and the back the first 10 seconds ._.

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