Crimes of Fashion, Trousers/Pants

Does my bum look big in this?*


Go on, be honest now – it does, doesn’t it? It looks huge. GOD, I knew it! Damn shop assistant was all, "Seriously, harem pants are going to be SO HOT this season, and honestly, they don’t make you look AT ALL like a giant toddler who just filled her diaper. Here, try them on with these chunky heeled shoe boots – perfect!"  Yeah, and not at all unflattering either, eh? Just one question, though: how in the hell are you supposed to walk with all of that excess material between the ol’ legs? And why would you want to?

(Pants: 200 euros at Supple. Shoe boots: unknown. Diaper: model’s own.)

* Note: that’s not actually MY butt. Obviously.

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