Fashion Crime in Progress: Adam Andrascik torn skirt

black pencil skirt

Look, everyone! Here’s a boring black pencil skirt, suitable for a day at the office, and which…

torn skirt

EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! Can all Fashion Police units report to Selfridges, where we’re getting reports of a vicious and unprovoked attack on an innocent skirt! We repeat, this is an emergency!

Adam Andrascick is our chief suspect in this case, and readers, if you see him, please, DO NOT ALLOW HIM NEAR YOUR CLOTHES: he may be armed, and he’s definitely dangerous…

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Thanks to Officer Paven for the report!


  • February 9, 2012


    It wasn’t even a particularly well fitting skirt prior to the attack, but the attack just makes me think the poor woman brused up against a barbed wire fence.

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  • December 19, 2012


    If you are going to call the fashion police, call the anti-misogyny-squad as well. This is rape, violence against women, made into fashion.

    I hope no sister is foolish enough to even contemplate that. Aaarrrgh!

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