Crimes of Fashion, Skirts

Fashion Crime in Progress: Adam Andrascik torn skirt

black pencil skirt

Look, everyone! Here’s a boring black pencil skirt, suitable for a day at the office, and which…

torn skirt

EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! Can all Fashion Police units report to Selfridges, where we’re getting reports of a vicious and unprovoked attack on an innocent skirt! We repeat, this is an emergency!

Adam Andrascick is our chief suspect in this case, and readers, if you see him, please, DO NOT ALLOW HIM NEAR YOUR CLOTHES: he may be armed, and he’s definitely dangerous…

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Thanks to Officer Paven for the report!

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