Fashion Crime? Christian Dior’s Coyote trousers

No, the model isn’t wearing a pair of those awful fur boots over her trousers…

… the awful fur boots ARE the trousers. Or at least part of them, anyway. Well, we DID warn you that fur would be taking over the world. And hey, why buy boots at all when you can just attach fur to your trousers and have legs like a bear?

We love the way this has been styled too, with the bare feet in pumps. Because sometimes your legs are really cold but your feet are really hot, aren’t they? Hey, it happens. And when it does, at least you’ll have these trousers to keep you suitably attired. And all they’ll cost you is £1,190.

Click here to buy them: you know you want to!

10 Comments

  • July 28, 2011

    Tali

    That’s what i call a good business decision. Don’t waste your time on making up new designs, just make fur boots, then fur trousers, then.. fur shorts?

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    • July 28, 2011

      Minka

      I would totally love to see fur shorts! And people who buy them! 😀

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      • July 28, 2011

        The Fashion Police

        They will exist, I guarantee it!

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        • September 12, 2011

          Claudia

          There have been cable-knit shorts, to be sure, thick, patterned and cozy, and a perfect camouflage for adult diapers. So why not fur? I suggest sheepskin, or original Yeti fur from the Himalayas.

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  • July 28, 2011

    Jordan

    ugh. I feel like vomiting.

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  • July 28, 2011

    Rachel Gray

    The doorbell rang in mid-shave. Later that day, a new fashion trend was born.

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  • July 29, 2011

    EricB

    I wonder if these cause electrostatic troubles when you walk in them and rub the two fur parts against each other all the time so when you try to press down a door handle, you receive a small electric shock because the electrons are let go.

    Pity the poor animals, too, that were transformed into this drivel.

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  • August 2, 2011

    Rock Hyrax

    They’re MADE OUT OF coyotes? 🙁 And there I was, just thinking they’d given a new meaning to the phrase ‘coyote ugly’…

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  • September 12, 2011

    Claudia

    She looks potted.

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