Fashion Boobs: Tit Top by Josefin Arnell

model with fake breasts

Well, you’d look like a complete tit in this, wouldn’t you?

Full-sized image under the jump (trust us, you’re going to want to see this in all its, er, “glory”): they’re not real breasts, but it’s probably still not safe for work – and when you have to say that about an item of clothing, that’s a pretty good sign that’s it’s a crime of fashion in our book.

Eyeball bleach ready?

Josefin Arnell Tit Top

Quite the scrolldown, isn’t it? And quite the scrollUP, too. Well, we did warn you.

Now, you’re probably thinking that this is just a one-off, runway-only, FASHIONISOMGART creation. You’re wrong, though. It’s an actual product, it’s actually available to buy and wear, and it’s $929. You can buy it here. Bear in mind what we said about the whole “NSFW” thing, though…

12 Comments

  • January 23, 2012

    Hazel

    I am speechless. Totally speechless.

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  • January 23, 2012

    Julie

    My eyes! My eyes!

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  • January 23, 2012

    Veta

    Is anyone else thinking it would be a good 50% better if the boobs weren’t so oddly lopsided and kind of looking in different directions?

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    • January 24, 2012

      Chitraa

      I thought so too. It’s like even them fake boobs can’t look at the camera lens…

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  • January 23, 2012

    Lili @ RelatableStyle

    Uh. Are those really not just holes? Is it really a print? The breast skin looks a lot like the face skin on this model…

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  • January 23, 2012

    freckleyredhead

    Is it sad that all I want to know is what the writing says?

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    • January 23, 2012

      Diana

      I can only assume it says “ZIP YOUR EYES UP”

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  • January 23, 2012

    Ella

    The product page says they’re “holes edged in mohair for your tits”…

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    • January 23, 2012

      lizvocal

      You made me go look, Ella. I think you are right and those are just holes in the shirt, not fake at all. It also says, “comfortable”. Comfortable?? Who is comfortable with their tits in the wind???

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  • January 23, 2012

    lizvocal

    The fact that you can buy it makes me wonder where you would wear it. Even without the holes, the thing is hideous and unwearable.

    There are no events in my life where fake tits hanging out of my shirt would be appropriate.

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  • January 23, 2012

    nata19

    Would like to see the “rear” view.

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  • February 10, 2012

    Chips

    I feel sorry for the model. 🙁

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