A different kind of “meat dress”, by The Rodnik Band
Did you think Lady Gaga had the monopoly on “meat” dresses? We think you’ll find that’s just not true: Buy it The model’s face says it all, really, doesn’t it? It’s like she got dressed in the dark, and has only just realised what she’s [...]
Shocking smocking: ugly dresses and other crimes of fashion
We begin our weekly crimes of fashion roundup with a public service announcement on the subject of ugly dresses, specifically, SMOCKS. Smocks look good on no one. We don’t often make such blanket assertions, it’s true: normally we try to couch our proclamations of fashion crimes in [...]
Top Ten: bird print pieces on the high street
Oriental birdcage top, £30, Oasis Bird print: like florals, it comes around every spring. Also like florals, it’s fresh, feminine, and a pretty obvious choice for things like sundresses and skirts. (It’s probably worth noting here that many bird prints actually contain florals as part [...]
Fashion Crimes of the Week: ugly fashion at your fingertips
Each Friday, The Fashion Police take a look back at some of the crimes of fashion which were called in during the week just gone. Some of these items you may love, and some you may hate: they all stand accused of being items of [...]
How to Be Stylish… on any budget
Anyone can learn how to be stylish: here are some easy ways to do it – on any budget, at any age, and no matter how un-stylish you THINK you are…
Dress of the Day: Oscar de la Renta embroidered silk-organza dress
Oscar de la Renta embroidered silk-organza dress, $6,190
This is absolutely beautiful. As much as we love it, though (and we love it a lot), it’s here purely as eye candy, because, seriously, folks: $6,000 for a dress? If anyone needs us, we’ll be lying down in a darkened room with a nice stiff drink on the bedside table…
Frankenshoes: Calvin Klein collection ‘Ray’ platform sandals
Citizens of Fashion Land, we owe you an apology. We really thought our officers had rounded up all the flatforms last time they were “popular” (We’re putting that word in inverted commas because although there were a whole lot of them on sale, we [...]
Spring/Summer 2013 Preview: George
It looks like Asda’s George line is anticipating another cold, wet summer: their spring/summer 2013 line includes lots of sweaters, a smattering of trench coats and a few pairs of boots. All of this is, of course, very suitable for British springtime, and while we’re [...]
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Fashion Flashback: The Ultimate Camel Toe
We’ve seen many a fashion crime come and go, but we remain convinced that this Rick Owens “camel toe” jumpsuit has to be one of the all-time worst. No wonder the model didn’t want to show her face…
Fashion Flashback: Feathered Skulls
Not exactly the most festive items we could’ve picked to show you today, huh? Way back in January, we brought you news of these feathered skulls, which were selling for over $1,000 each at Louisa Via Roma. Some of you loved them purely as art, [...]