Evil evening wear apprehended by Fashion Police

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Now, we know women in the, er, more mature age group don’t exactly have an easy job of it when it comes to finding flattering evening wear. But we’ll say it again: just because you’re no longer in your teens, you needn’t think we’re going to let you get away with dressing like the villainess from a panto, is that clear?

This dress was reported by Feike, who says: "Everything that could be wrong with a decent, nonrevealing dress is crammed into this one – it glitters, it’s frumpy, it has funky shoulders and if it isn’t the colour (and texture?) of vomit, it is the colour that will make you vomit. Also, the collar makes me think of snakes for some reason."

It makes us think of snakes too. Probably because it seems to have been designed to make the wearer look like a snake. So very wrong…

11 Comments

  • January 16, 2009

    KT

    Rule of thumb: If a single shoulder pad is bigger than your head, DO NOT wear the article of clothing.

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  • January 16, 2009

    Evelyn

    More castoffs from the original Star Trek series?

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  • January 16, 2009

    gokarm

    I love how the green is reflected in her skin-tone. Probably a printing thing, but funny none the less.

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  • January 16, 2009

    Mousy

    Those shoulders are almost Hulk-esque.

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  • January 16, 2009

    Natasha

    Am I the only one who is reminded of Krystle from Dynasty?

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  • January 17, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    Yes you are, Natasha – I was reminded of Alexis Colby!

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  • January 18, 2009

    Sarah

    The texture reminds me of artificial turf o.O

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  • January 18, 2009

    Knee

    This just looks like every dress made by Bob Mackie

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  • January 19, 2009

    Paige

    This is the worst thing i have ever seen. Is the person who made this even a fashion designer? I mean seriously who in their right mind? Ewwwww!

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  • January 20, 2009

    Joey Sauer

    So scary!

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  • April 14, 2009

    Roseanna

    I feal a si-fi film comeing on!

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