That photo of Miss Tila we showed you earlier today has left us feeling a little bit shell-shocked, so in a bid to let our eyes recover slightly, here’s Eva Longoria Parker wearing a Naeem Khan gown on the Cannes red carpet.
And here’s a couple of burlesque dancers, just to swing the balance back to “ouch”:
We’re guessing they’re “in character”. Or something.
Eva’s dress, meanwhile, ALSO has a sheer underlay, although hers has tiny crystals sews over the top rather than pieces of red tissue paper:
A little bit of a tight fit at the top, perhaps, but we like it. What do you think?