Eva Longoria Parker in Naeem Khan at the Cannes Film Festival

Eva Longoria Parker at Cannes

That photo of Miss Tila  we showed you earlier today has left us feeling a little bit shell-shocked, so in a bid to let our eyes recover slightly, here’s Eva Longoria Parker wearing a Naeem Khan gown on the Cannes red carpet.

And here’s a couple of burlesque dancers, just to swing the balance back to “ouch”:

We’re guessing they’re “in character”. Or something.

Eva’s dress, meanwhile, ALSO has a sheer underlay, although hers has tiny crystals sews over the top rather than pieces of red tissue paper:

Eva Longoria PArker Cannes

A little bit of a tight fit at the top, perhaps, but we like it. What do you think?

5 Comments

  • May 14, 2010

    Alex

    Really is too small. Very pretty though.
    How badly fitting are those shoes on the burlesque dancer on the right in the photo? They look awful!
    .-= Alex´s last blog ..Shoeper Shoe Challenge #2 =-.

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    • May 14, 2010

      megan

      it’s more than just the fit of those shoes that are awful.

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  • May 14, 2010

    Ash

    It does noting for hear top half. Its an okay dress.

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  • May 15, 2010

    bb

    It’s a lovely dress but it’s too tight and doesn’t flatter her shape.

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  • May 16, 2010

    Sarah

    I agree with bb. It’s obviously too tight on the top, and the dress really makes her torso look wide, when I think she really does have a great body shape.

    Don’t get me wrong, I think the dress is gorgeous. I just think something else could have been better and more flattering on her.

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