Elizabeth Hurley: "Hmm, I don’t think this dress is quite revealing enough for me – my boobs aren’t quite getting enough exposure here. Maybe if I just lean forward a little, like this…. Ah, now that’s better! The Fashion Police will never notice!"
Fashion Police: Wrong, Elizabeth Hurley, wrong! The Fashion Police see everything, and we’re becoming increasingly concerned by the number of celebrities walking around with their mammaries flopping right out of their dresses. Yes, we know you’re pretty pert for a woman in her 40s, but seriously, Liz, won’t you think of the children?!