Dress like Agyness Deyn and MIA in House of Holland’s “football boobs” dress!

House-of-holland-dress Yes, folks, it's true: now you, too, can dress like Agyness Deyn or MIA in House of Holland's "football" dress, which is now available at Browns for £270.

Of course, why you'd want to do such a thing is beyond us, but if you do enjoy the "look! My breasts look just like footballs!" look, we're pleased to report that this isn't the exact dress that the aforementioned 'celebs have been spotted in, being notably free of any "shress-like" associations.

This is very good news, because if you do decide to wear it, you won't have to worry about finding yourself under Fashion Police arrest. Would you wear it, though? Is this your kinda style?

4 Comments

  • March 3, 2009

    Aanjo

    Truth? I would wear it, now that the shress aspect is gone. Would I pay that much? Absolutely not. But knock it down to £20 and we’ll talk.

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  • March 3, 2009

    Beazzle

    Holland is a complete charlatan in my opinion, I really dislike all of his “collections”. *sigh*

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  • March 5, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    While I’m glad this isn’t a shress, I can’t help noticing it looks like a screaming face. (In case you can’t see it, the “breast” footballs are the eyes and the collection of circles at the pelvis is a gaping mouth.)

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  • March 6, 2009

    Aanjo

    I seriously can’t put my finger on why, but I love HOH. Seriously, the designs are so out there and chancey that I can’t help but just gobble em right up! I like Agyness, sure, but this HOH love goes a little deeper in that I wish I could design so liberally (or you know… at all.)

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