Of course, why you'd want to do such a thing is beyond us, but if you do enjoy the "look! My breasts look just like footballs!" look, we're pleased to report that this isn't the exact dress that the aforementioned 'celebs have been spotted in, being notably free of any "shress-like" associations.
This is very good news, because if you do decide to wear it, you won't have to worry about finding yourself under Fashion Police arrest. Would you wear it, though? Is this your kinda style?