Draped Bustle Pants: even uglier than harem pants?

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You know, sometimes we get bored of having to always buy clothes that flatter our figures and make us look like actual human beings. Sometimes we just want to throw caution to the wind, and buy us some clothes that’ll make us look like we have weird, drapey bits dangling from our hips – and which will make our hips look much bigger than they actually are, into the bargain. Where could we buy some clothes like that, do you think?

Oh, of course – eBay. Silly of us to even ask…

11 Comments

  • June 9, 2008

    Edith Purdy

    They are making my eyes bleed.
    BLUERRRGGHHHHH!

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  • June 9, 2008

    nikolett_k

    what were they thinking????
    Ewww.

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  • June 9, 2008

    Danielle

    Wow, now you can buy saddlebags? What will they think of next??

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  • June 9, 2008

    Danielle

    P.S. Does anyone else think this looks like Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Dumb pants?

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  • June 9, 2008

    Arielle

    Amazing. They actually managed to come up with a pair of pants that are, indeed, uglier than harem pants.

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  • June 10, 2008

    CĂ©lecita

    It looks like pant-tree stumps with a skirt fungus growing

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  • June 11, 2008

    Raluca

    I would kindly ask the Fashion Police to keep an eye on this…thing…on e-bay. If someone actually buys it, the world is coming to an end… So,please, let us know. Thank you!

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  • June 19, 2008

    AC Caster

    One word.
    Pajamas.
    No.
    It’s indescribable. Sickening.

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  • June 26, 2008

    Deb.

    Stop it please, my eyes are watering. These are not flattering at all to the female form. Large women or small shouldn’t even consider them for halloween.

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  • July 18, 2008

    shiv

    Is there any way we can round up all of these and burn them? I say we bring witchunts back for this abomination.

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  • April 1, 2009

    Omorocco

    They have one thing going for them, the crotch isn’t nearly as low as Harem pants, so at least you have legs!
    That said, they are an eyesore, something only a cat walk model could make just bearable.
    Try putting them on a girl wider than a coat hanger and they will look horrible.

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