Double Trouble: The Hellz Brigade Jean by Hellz Bellz

Double-jeans

Oh God, no! The double vision we started to experience when we gazed upon those awful Cesare Paciotto shoes last week has returned, and when we look at the jeans above, it's like there are TWO of them, one worn on top of the other. We know that can't be right, though, because who would do such a thing? If you were REALLY wearing two pairs of skinny jeans at the same time, you'd be unable to walk or sit down, and we don't think they'd be designed just to LOOK that way, because why would anyone want to look like the kind of person who'd wear two pairs of jeans at the same time.

So we must be seeing double. Again.

We also think we can see a weird flap of material just hanging uselessly from the side of the jeans. Again, that must just be us seeing things. Surely.

[Product Page] [Thanks to Maria for the report!]

4 Comments

  • May 1, 2009

    ginger blue

    i quite like them, and the shoes. maybe its just because i like unusual stuff, i think u guys are too ‘safe’

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  • May 1, 2009

    gokarm

    Why on earth would you want to look like you’re wearing 2 pairs of jeans? This is just so nonsensical. It’s not even edgy or rebellious…it’s just moronic.

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  • May 1, 2009

    nj

    they actually do look thicker in the leg than one lone pair of pants…not necessarily double denim but maybe lined with that plaid flap material…i want to see tham paired with the conjoined shoe…that would look hillarious and cause people to wonder if their drink was spiked or if they needed new glasses

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  • May 3, 2009

    deng

    well…. at least you get four pockets!

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