This is not a site about high fashion, or slavishly following trends. It’s about wearing clothes that fit, flatter and won’t get you arrested for Crimes Against Fashion.

Ultimately, though, we believe that fashion is a personal thing, and that people should wear what they like. We’re here to offer advice and perspective on the wonderful world of fashion, but we’re also here to have fun, so don’t take our comments too seriously – we’re not a real police force, after all!

What you’ll find on this site is a collection of personal opinions about various items of clothing and celebrity style. Please don’t take offense if our opinions differ from your own and you like the items we’ve deemed to be "Crimes of Fashion" – our opinions are here to stimulate debate, not to tell you what you can and can’t wear, and much of what is written here is intended to be tounge in cheek.

If you have any comments or suggestions about the site, please feel free to contact us.