Fashion daylight robbery: High-end fashion at high prices

The Emperor’s New… Burberry Prorsum patent leather trimmed cape

burberry cape The Emperors New... Burberry Prorsum patent leather trimmed cape

 

Well, it’s defininitley cute, we’ll give it that. And probably quite practical, especially taking into consideration the amount of rain we’ve had here at Fashion Police HQ over the last couple of weeks.

Is it £795 / $1315 worth of cute and practical, though?

Oh, hell to the no! Or not for those of us on a police officer’s salary, anyway, because we’re pretty sure that if we give it a few weeks, we’ll be able to pick up something similar at Topshop/H&M/insert other retailer anyway.

What about you, though? Would you pay £1315 for a plastic cape, even if it DOES have the Burberry Prorsum label attached to it?

The World’s Most Expensive Flip Flops

worlds most expensive flipflops The Worlds Most Expensive Flip Flops
These cost $18,000.

They’re hand-painted by LA-based artist David Palmer, and proceeds from their sale will go towards helping protect the rain forest.

You still all hate them, right? We’re not just imagining that this is $18,000 worth of ugly flip flop, are we?

The fact is, many of our readers hate ALL flip-flips. It wouldn’t matter if they were hand-painted by Jesus, they came up so many times in the comments on our “What Would You Ban?” post last month, that we were actually scared you’d all come and lynch us for the couple of pairs of the (non-hand-painted, not-even-close to $18,000) things lurking in the back of the Fashion Police cupboard.

We’ll come clean: we don’t share the flip-flop hate in general. We’re not saying we’d wear them to the office, or even on the city streets, but for a day at the pool or beach, they’re handy to throw on, and the kind of thing you don’t have to worry about getting damaged by chlorine from the pool, or being accidentally drenched in sunscreen. And they’re cheap, too. Or at least, the ones we buy are.

Paying $18,000 for a pair of flip-flops we wouldn’t even be able to wear for fear that the paint would come off, though? Only if they came with a free holiday, Oh, wait: they kind of do: if you buy a pair you also get a “meet and greet” with the artist, and a two-night stay at the Montage Hotel in Beverly Hills. (The website says nothing about travel costs, so we’re assuming you have to make your own way to LA, if you don’t already live there. Then again, if you’re buying $18,000 flip-flops, the cost of the plane ride probably isn’t going to stand in your way, is it?)

You also get the fuzzy, warm feeling of knowing that you have helped protect the rain forest: AND got yourself a pair of flip-flops into the bargain!

Here are some other things which may or may not help justify the price of these:

  • They have 6 grams, hand-made solid 18 carat eco-friendly gold Chipkos emblem.
  • They’re a one-of-a-kind hand painted piece.
  • They come with a mahogany and glass display case.
  • And a certificate of authenticity.
  • Don’t forget the eco-friendly Chipkos carrying bag.
Basically, they’re not so much a pair of shoes as a work of art/opportunity to Do Good, then.  In other words, no one’s expecting you to wear them, but you can certainly put them on display or use them as a convoluted way of donating money to a worthy cause.
Are you convinced, yet? If you are, you can buy a pair. And if you don’t have the spare $18,000, Chipkos’ other flip-flops are a little less expensive, and proceeds are also used to help save the rain forest.

Easy Fashion DIY: Marc Jacobs patent pencil skirt

marc jacobs patent pencil skirt Easy Fashion DIY: Marc Jacobs patent pencil skirt

Want to get this high-fashion look on a budget? Easy!

1. Take one bin bag/refuse sack/whatever you like to call them. You know, one of these:

bin bag Easy Fashion DIY: Marc Jacobs patent pencil skirt2. Fold it in half, wrap it around your waist and secure with tape. Or something.

3. You’re done! You are now the proud owner of the kind of skirt Marc Jacobs would hawk for £580!

(Note: the Marc Jacobs skirt isn’t actually made out of a bin bag. It just looks like it is.)

Can’t be bothered going to all that trouble? Just click here to buy it, then.

Daylight Robbery? Bless ‘Yeti’ gloves

yeti gloves Daylight Robbery? Bless Yeti gloves

Earlier this week, we showed you a selection of yeti boots, so now here are the matching gloves. So that’s Halloween sorted, then.

Actually, we’re not calling these “Yeti gloves” because of their appearance, although they will almost certainly make your hands look they belong on SOME kind of monster. No, we’re calling them “Yeti gloves” because they have a price tag of no less than $453… and for that price, we have to assume that they’ve been knitted using the fur of the Yeti and stitched together with unicorn hair.

No such luck, though: according to Colette, these are actually made from “hairy virgin wool”.

So, we guess we have two questions:

1. Do you want monster hands?

2. Are you prepared to pay $435 for them?

If you answered “yes” to both of these questions, click here to make your monster hand dreams a reality. Also, while we’re on the subject, and seeing as you apparently have $400 to spend on hairy gloves: don’t suppose you could spare some change?

Teletubbies go to Fashion Police jail

teletubbies t shirt Teletubbies go to Fashion Police jail
OK. Can anyone explain to us what Dipsy from the Teletubbies is doing on a £79 Marni t-shirt?

Anyone?

(And what happened to the rest of the ‘tubbies? Why just Dispsy?)

Click here if you want to buy it.

Daylight Robbery? The $700 shin pads

julien david shin pads Daylight Robbery? The $700 shin pads

These are shin pads.

They cost $709.

That’s not a typo.

The justification for this? Well, they’re ostrich leather, but they’re also DESIGNER. And that, as every good fashion victim knows, is enough to make just about ANYTHING worth hundreds of dollars. Even shin pads.

Here’s how you’d wear your $700 shin pads:

ridiculous fashion photo Daylight Robbery? The $700 shin pads

Shorts cut for a giant, baggy shirt, stupid hat. OF COURSE.

Are you ready to buy them? They’re by Julien David: click here to go get ‘em.

Alexander Wang will never cease to amaze us

alexander wang romper Alexander Wang will never cease to amaze us

$384?

SERIOUSLY, Alexander Wang?

And also: WHY?

(Nice work with the shoes, though. Because high heeled peep toes are TOTALLY what you’d wear with your overpriced jersey romper. TOTALLY.)

(Click here to buy it.)