This is a headband. With cutesy cat ears on it. It’s covered in beads and glitter, NOT in priceless diamonds and stardust, and yet… it’s £660. Six. Hundred. And. Sixty. Pounds. Which is MORE THAN ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS. Would YOU pay $1,000 for a headband? [...]
We wouldn’t describe these as a crime of fashion exactly. Not exactly. OK, sure, if you wear them exactly as shown above, then you can expect to be hearing from our officers. And probably the officers of the actual police, too, because what you’re basically looking at [...]
Or you could just keep your £225 / $362 and make your own plastic grass necklace with materials found at your local garden centre . Or you could forget the plastic grass necklace altogether. Your call. ['Nature' necklace by Ineke Otte, £225, Louisa Via Roma: click [...]
It’s $400,000. FOUR. HUNDRED. THOUSAND. DOLLARS. Here is why it costs so much: The spherical pattern is illustriously decorated with 16 certified hand-set diamonds. Each diamond commands exquisite color, clarity, cut and luster. Every diamond is an example of natural beauty as nothing is more [...]
At a time when nothing in life is certain, isn’t it reassuring to know that some things never chance, and that Rick Owens is still charging over $500 for a pair of his saggy, mud-coloured shorts, despite repeated cautions from The Fashion Police? No, we [...]
This is $2000. OK, it’s not: it’s actually “only” $1944.44. Because that makes ALL the difference, doesn’t it? Why is this hat almost $2000? Er, ya got us. Our best guess is “Because it’s OMGGIVENCHY.” But if you have some other explanation for why in [...]
So, these are $288. We’ll just let that sink in for a moment, shall we? In their defence, they’re not actually hair elastics. They’re bracelets. Yeah, like all hair elastics are sometimes “bracelets”, when you pull them out of your pony and stick them on [...]
Quick question, jurors: $300 canvas shoppers: where do you stand on them? We get that canvas shoppers can be handy. For, you know, groceries, and trips to the beach, and other such affairs. And we get that they can be cute, and funny, and, dare [...]
So, this exists. And honestly, we didn’t even know what it WAS at first (that’s always a bad sign), we just knew it looked like something Coco the Clown might have worn as a nipper. That’s not a good sign either, now we come to [...]
Well, it’s defininitley cute, we’ll give it that. And probably quite practical, especially taking into consideration the amount of rain we’ve had here at Fashion Police HQ over the last couple of weeks. Is it £795 / $1315 worth of cute and practical, though? Oh, hell [...]
These cost $18,000. They’re hand-painted by LA-based artist David Palmer, and proceeds from their sale will go towards helping protect the rain forest. You still all hate them, right? We’re not just imagining that this is $18,000 worth of ugly flip flop, are we? The [...]
Want to get this high-fashion look on a budget? Easy! 1. Take one bin bag/refuse sack/whatever you like to call them. You know, one of these: 2. Fold it in half, wrap it around your waist and secure with tape. Or something. 3. You’re done! [...]