Daniel Palillo Layer Leggings, complete with crotch loop

Crotch-loop-leggings

So, you know how sometimes you're wearing your leggings as pants (like the cool kids do, you know?) and suddenly you don't know what to do with your hands? "God," you think, "If only I had a handy belt-loop type of arrangement that I could casually loop my thumb through! Maybe in the region of my crotch, say? Yes, that would be ace!"

Thank goodness someone out there was listening to your plea and creating that very thing, eh? Because even although these leggings cost $180, we know you're going to want to rush out and buy them, in which case you'll need to go here.

5 Comments

  • June 30, 2009

    marcie

    These leggings remind me of the movie, Beetlejuice.

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  • June 30, 2009

    Danny

    I almost got a headache just from looking at them.

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  • June 30, 2009

    Bethany

    Migraine coming…

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  • July 1, 2009

    Ash

    That was a bad idea.

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  • July 1, 2009

    Heather:D

    Hi Marcie,
    I completely agree. My first reaction was: “Holey Burton-stripes Batman!”
    Next I thought, “haven’t I seen something like this before”? Something like, I don’t know, Edward Scissor-Hands meets Flashdance:
    Yep, the oh so lovely “lightweight sweatshirt with cutout holes” as previously cited:
    /www.thefashionpolice.net/crimes_of_fashion/page/4/
    I feel sooo sorry for that model. They obviously slip her a sedative before she’ll agree to wear that stuff. Poor thing… She needs brandy, a “cute dress o’ the week”, & mind bleach stat!
    Don’t worry Miss, it will all be a distant memory soon!

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