Cute River Island top in “Clothes That Are Stuck Together” tragedy

Hey, everyone, lookit this top:

Ri-top

Isn't that cute? Understated, yes, but still: cut. But oh good God, what fresh horror is this?!

Stuck-together

Yes, it's a Clothes That Are Stuck Together Crime - in this case, a top that's been attached to a pair of pants. And actually, we'd have been willing to overlook this one because, well, it's a jumpsuit. It is, by its very nature, stuck together.

What pushed us over the edge, then, wasn't the fact that the top was stuck to a pair of pants. It was the fact that it was stuck to a pair of HAREM pants:

Crotch

Can you spot the crotch in this photo? No, neither can we, and that's because the crotch doesn't appear to have actually made it into the frame. Which is tragic, really.

If you like it, though, you can buy it at River Island.

8 Comments

  • July 27, 2009

    Kat

    See… If those god-awful harem pants had maybe been, you know… a nice fitted skirt. Like one you’d find on a suit, i could almost overlook the stuck-together issue. But the *gulp* PLEATED TROUSER HAREM PANTS?! no. just no.

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  • July 27, 2009

    Mia

    I’m with Kat. A nice skirt could have saved it, but harem pants? Not a chance.

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  • July 27, 2009

    claire

    This is the stuff of nightmares. I can’t imagine a more dreaded horror than to wake up and approach the closet to get dressed for the day only to find dozens of this jumpsuit and nothing else. It would be like some cruel cartoon. A closet full of the exact same disgusting one piece. Inhuman.
    They keep coming up with ideas, each more terrifying than the last, for harem pants. What is going on?

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  • July 28, 2009

    feike

    Well, you could just snip off the legs where the crotch erm… begins and you would have a skirt. Problem solved.

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  • July 28, 2009

    Kat

    That would make the skirt what, knee length? unfortunate.

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  • July 28, 2009

    Leigh

    Is this what the waitstaff wears when the harem throws a party? It’s such a waste of a cute top.

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  • July 29, 2009

    spikesnsilk

    If you’re serving drinks to Aladdin, maybe.

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  • November 5, 2009

    Umm

    I hate those!

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