That’s not, in fact, a curtain you are looking at above, although you could definitely be forgiven for thinking it is. It even has pencil pleats around the neckline. It’s not a curtain though, we promise you. Look:
Hmm…doesn’t look a whole lot less like a curtain when it’s being worn, does it?
Do you want your eveningwear to look like it should be hanging in someone’s front room? If you do, you can buy this number at Net-A-Porter for the ‘bargain’ price of £7,260. It would be far cheaper to buy an actual curtain to get this look*.