Wear or Die: Hammer Pants V. Crocs

Crocshammerpants

It’s that time again, folks. "What time is that?" we hear you ask. Well, that’s up to you. It’s either Hammer Time, or it’s Crocs-time.  Yes, it’s time to play Wear or Die, and all we can say is, "rather you than us", because today you have a hard choice to make. You must either wear these neon pink Hammer Pants, found today on eBay, or you must wear a pair of pink Crocs Mammoth. (No, you may not wear the Crocs with super-long pants, to hide them.) You must wear one of these items… or die. So, which is it going to be?

(The Rules)

16 Comments

  • January 22, 2008

    Polly

    Oooh, that is sooo tough. I’m gonna try and go vintage Stafani in the pants!

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  • January 22, 2008

    Claire

    I’d have to go for crocs. At least with them I can wear wide legged pants and hopefully no one will notice, whereas with the hammer pants there is no way to hide those.

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  • January 22, 2008

    Whit

    In the strange, liberal, vegan/veggie town I live in, at least crocs are socially acceptable, though hideous.

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  • January 22, 2008

    rhi

    definatley hammer pants.

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  • January 22, 2008

    Laura

    Crocs

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  • January 22, 2008

    Katie

    Crocs, because even though I’d look an idiot, at least I wouldn’t stick out like a sore thumb among the unwashed, croc-wearing masses in my town. And besides…they’re supposed to be “so comfortable!” so I might as well seize the opportunity to see what all the hubub’s about–even if I do intend to incinerate the offensive bits of rubber at my soonest opportunity.

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  • January 22, 2008

    Polly

    Its the fur on the crocs that upsets me the most, had they been regular ones, I would have chosen them over the pants.

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  • January 22, 2008

    Arielle

    I would wear the crocs. Fewer people play attention to what someone is wearing on their feet, while no one could fail to see those pants!

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  • January 22, 2008

    natasha

    this is downright cruel! i have to say (though my fingers are considering falling off my hands rather than writing this) – crocs… i would be careful and avoid going to work or any other places where i might be seen. when i saw the title and before seeing the picture i thought i’d go with the crocs and wear them to the beach or a picnic. but the fur really eliminates any situation for them to be worn, even if there are people whose sense of aesthetics has been surgically removed…

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  • January 22, 2008

    Laura

    PANTZZZZ

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  • January 23, 2008

    Brynn

    Pants, because I have been so verbal about my hate for crocs. I bet I could get them to work somehow.

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  • January 26, 2008

    emmao414

    def the hammer pants. i’ll never ever wear crocs, no matter what!!
    this was painful lol

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  • July 24, 2009

    Kat

    i’d have to choose crocs. the rules at the beginning of this post never said anything about super long SKIRTS. so i’d just wear a super long SKIRT. ha!

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  • May 23, 2010

    Jessica W.

    BOTH.
    .-= Jessica W.´s last blog ..Owl Philosophy Gets Social with Social Networking! =-.

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  • August 15, 2010

    Spark

    Hammer pants because at least nobody will think I am actually serious.

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  • November 12, 2012

    Nala

    Crocs. There less noticeable than pink pants.

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