Food and feet: now there’s a combination we don’t ever want to think about again!
Oh, sorry, were you eating?
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Introducing The Brisket Flip Flop 
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Category Archives: Crimes of Fashion
No one wants to be accused of committing Crimes of Fashion, but with so many fashion "rules" to keep on mind, it can be hard to know what's right and what's wrong. Luckily, you have The Fashion Police to help you find your way through the fashion minefield. Preventing Crimes of Fashion is what we do best, and the articles below will give you a peak inside our jailhouse: where bad fashion goes to die. You'll find ugly dresses, deadly denim and sock horrors of all descriptions, so whether you're worried about committing crimes of fashion yourself, or just want to laugh at the mistakes of others, The Fashion Police are happy to help.
Introducing The Brisket Flip Flop
Do our hips look big in this? The pannier skirt makes a comeback
Good news for those of you who’ve secretly always wanted to live in the 18th century (and seriously, WHO DOESN’T?): the huge-hipped look can now be yours, thanks to this pannier skirt by Meadham Kirchoff.
Yes, it’s huge. Yes, it looks like antique underwear. Yes, it’s £1,020. Yes, doorways may be a problem. And your hips WILL look big, we’re not gonna lie. So, basically, we have an item which is expensive, ridiculous and totally impractical: isn’t that what fashion’s all about?
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Fashion Boobs: Tit Top by Josefin Arnell
Well, you’d look like a complete tit in this, wouldn’t you?
Full-sized image under the jump (trust us, you’re going to want to see this in all its, er, “glory”): they’re not real breasts, but it’s probably still not safe for work – and when you have to say that about an item of clothing, that’s a pretty good sign that’s it’s a crime of fashion in our book.
Eyeball bleach ready?
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U.F.O: Unidentified Fashion Object
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Daylight Robbery: Saggy shorts by Rick Owens
At a time when nothing in life is certain, isn’t it reassuring to know that some things never chance, and that Rick Owens is still charging over $500 for a pair of his saggy, mud-coloured shorts, despite repeated cautions from The Fashion Police?
No, we didn’t think so. Because, seriously, the two pairs of shorts in the image? That’s over $1000 worth of designer fashion, right there.
THIS is what’s wrong with the fashion world, people, you mark our words.
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The new breed of animal hats, for wacky, zany people
Forget all those cutesy panda and bear hats everyone was wearing last winter (and which some people are still wearing this winter, come to think of it): these bad boys are where it’s at. You want either a horse or a wolf on your head, and you want it now. You do, don’t you?
Sadly, while the horse and wolf are still available, and for the bargain price of $16.95, we have to tell you that the bear and buffalo are already sold out. That means there are people walking around wearing these. What we wouldn’t give to see that…
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Crime of Fashion: Feathered Skull Fashion
NO. Surely not. This HAS to be a joke, right?
It’s not a joke, folks. These are $1,242 at Louisa Via Roma. At least when we die, we’ll be able to say that we really DID see it all…
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How’s this for a hat?
No?
OK, how about if you wore it this way?
And you could pay close to $400 for it?
Still no? Well, you people obviously JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND FASHION, then. Also, you’re too fat to wear it anyway. </fashionvictim>
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