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	<title>The Fashion Police: Ugly shoes, pants, bags and prom dresses &#187; Crimes of Fashion</title>
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		<title>Mou goatskin boots: Ugg&#8217;s hairier cousins</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/11/mou-goatskin-boots-uggs-hairier-cousins.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:07:40 +0000</pubDate>
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Sometimes we think Ugg have an awful lot to answer for. When they became popular, it was like the floodgates were opened for new varieties of ugly boots to come surging in. &#8220;If they&#8217;ll buy one brand of bug-ugly boots, they&#8217;ll surely buy another!&#8221; the shoe manufacturers seemed to say, and the shoe manufacturers were [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fashion to get your teeth into: human tooth jewellery by Polly van der Glas</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:03:58 +0000</pubDate>
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Fancy wearing someone&#8217;s teeth on your fingers, readers? Oh, come on! Around your neck, then? Still no? Well, Australian silversmith Polly van der Glas is giving us the opportunity to just that with her selection of rings and necklaces featuring real human teeth (donated and sterilized), and other items, including pendants and earrings made from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Daylight Robbery: Dolce &amp; Gabbana&#8217;s tulle &#8220;dress&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:08:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, Dolce &#38; Gabbana, STOP IT. Please. You&#8217;re killing us here. You&#8217;re also fast becoming our Most Wanted &#8220;Shress&#8221; Offender &#8211; we&#8217;ve caught you in &#8220;Emperor&#8217;s New Clothes&#8221; style offences several times this year, and now we&#8217;re starting to think you&#8217;re just doing it to make fun of the people who&#8217;d hand over $713 for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kate Spade gets in the Christmas spirt with triple strand bow necklace</title>
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		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/11/kate-spade-gets-in-the-christmas-spirt-with-triple-strand-bow-necklace.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:01:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sheesh.
Now, we&#8217;re guessing most of you have probably noticed by now that your Fashion Police aren&#8217;t averse to the odd bow or two. Or, you know, seven. This Kate Spade necklace, though? Too much. Even for us. And we tend to think it&#8217;s enough to decorate your tree and gifts this Christmas &#8211; you don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stuck-Together-Clothing-Crimes: Alexander Wang&#8217;s jersey playsuit</title>
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		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/11/stuck-together-clothing-crimes-alexander-wangs-jersey-playsuit.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:04:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good news, readers! For just £390 / $654 you can look like you&#8217;re wearing a saggy pair of shorts and a white t-shirt!
OR, you could&#8230; but no. No, that&#8217;s just silly. Who would want to go to all of the trouble of just buying a saggy pair of shorts and a plain white t-shirt, and then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The writing&#8217;s on the dress: Names Dress by Emma Cook for Topshop</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:03:43 +0000</pubDate>
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Anyone remember that Beautiful South track, Song for Whoever? That&#8217;s what we think of when we look at this dress. &#8220;Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue&#8230;&#8221; or, in this case, &#8220;Nancy, Sheena, Shona, Janet&#8230;&#8221;
Yes, it&#8217;s Emma Cook&#8217;s &#8216;Names&#8217; dress, and even if one of the names happens to be yours, we still think it would set you [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Marc Jacobs guilty of stuck-together shoe crimes yet again</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/11/marc-jacobs-guilty-of-stuck-together-shoe-crimes-yet-again.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/11/marc-jacobs-guilty-of-stuck-together-shoe-crimes-yet-again.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:14:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, Marc. Marc, Marc, Marc. Look, if you absolutely MUST stick shoes to boots, in a devlish bid to convince us that the wearer is, in fact, wearing a pair of black court shoes (and we&#8217;re not saying you SHOULD, by the way), you could at least make the boot part have the same approximate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Curse of the Cutout Jackets Spreads: Cynthia Rowley jacket is latest victim</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/11/the-curse-of-the-cutout-jackets-spreads-cynthia-rowley-jacket-is-latest-victim.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/11/the-curse-of-the-cutout-jackets-spreads-cynthia-rowley-jacket-is-latest-victim.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:05:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Following on from the Dion Lee blazer we showed you last month (you know, the one that didn&#8217;t have any elbows?), The Fashion Police are saddened to report that attacks on defenceless jackets are continuing, across the world. The latest victim is this Cynthia Rowley jacket, which appears to have had part of its back [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Worrying Fashion Trends: the lace body suit</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/11/worrying-fashion-trends-the-lace-body-suit.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/11/worrying-fashion-trends-the-lace-body-suit.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:02:42 +0000</pubDate>
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At first we were confused by this item (which, by the way, comes with long sleeves, too. You know, to keep you warm?), wondering what on earth could be its purpose. And then we realised: it&#8217;s to allow you to show off your black bra, whilst still claiming to be wearing &#8220;clothes&#8221;. Genius! And also: [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>Alexander Wang mates denim jacket with hoodie</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/11/alexander-wang-mates-denim-jacket-with-hoodie.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/11/alexander-wang-mates-denim-jacket-with-hoodie.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:06:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A denim jacket with a hoodie underneath: it&#8217;s not exactly a fashion crime, but then, it&#8217;s not quite the cutting edge of style either, is it? Unless&#8230; unless the denim jacket is actually ATTACHED to the hoodie. That&#8217;s a different matter. In fact, that&#8217;s £525 of &#8220;edgy&#8221; fashion right there - or so we&#8217;re led to [...]]]></description>
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