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	<title>The Fashion Police: Ugly shoes, pants, bags and prom dresses &#187; Crimes of Fashion</title>
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		<title>Unsolved Mysteries: Topshop&#8217;s mesh hoodie</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/unsolved-mysteries-topshops-mesh-hoodie.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those looking for all the style of a hoodie, but none of the actual function of one (i.e. warmth), Topshop&#8217;s mesh version is a bargain at £30.
We guess there are probably situations where people would find this a suitable item of clothing (are there?), though, so actually, the real question here is whether a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Designer Vs High Street: Fold-over boots by Alexander Wang and Dorothy Perkins</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/designer-vs-high-street-fold-over-boots-by-alexander-wang-and-dorothy-perkins.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:05:59 +0000</pubDate>
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They&#8217;re  not normally known for their adventures in high fashion, but it seems that Dorothy Perkins have looked towards Alexander Wang for inspiration for these zippered ankle boots, which they&#8217;re selling for £55.
Now, these boots would never have found favour with The Fashion Police anyway: for one thing, they&#8217;re peep toe boots, and you all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alexander Wang attaches grandad&#8217;s boxers to granny&#8217;s sweatpants</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/alexander-wang-attaches-grandads-boxers-to-grannys-sweatpants.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/alexander-wang-attaches-grandads-boxers-to-grannys-sweatpants.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:05:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, that Alexnder Wang! Such a kidder! As if it wasn&#8217;t bad enough that he&#8217;s already damaged our eyesight once this year with his creation of the Worst! Shorts! Ever!, he&#8217;s now gone ahead and ATTACHED those shorts to a pair of drab looking sweatpants. AS IF WE WOULDN&#8217;T NOTICE.
Let&#8217;s see:
- Clothes That Are Stuck [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lilac ruffle dress by Boutique: enough ruffles for ya?</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/lilac-ruffle-dress-by-boutique-enough-ruffles-for-ya.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/lilac-ruffle-dress-by-boutique-enough-ruffles-for-ya.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:03:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thefashionpolice.net/?p=13197</guid>
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For some reason, we really want to touch this dress. (Note: TOUCH, not WEAR) It looks like it has a really interesting texture and, you know, texture is nice. Texture is good. And, of course, ruffles can be good, too. CAN be. Are they still good when there are so many of them that the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Dress Like A Toddler Trend continues: Care Bear suits by Kigu for ASOS Hit</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:04:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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We WERE going to make this the Ugly Harem Pant of the Day (joke!), but we know a lot of you are actually quite fond of the Dress Like a Toddler trend, when it&#8217;s applied to items of clothing designed to be worn in the privacy of your own home, so all we&#8217;re going to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Koolaburra ankle-cuff thong sandals: for changeable weather</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/koolaburra-ankle-cuff-thong-sandals-for-changeable-weather.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/koolaburra-ankle-cuff-thong-sandals-for-changeable-weather.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 12:08:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know those days when your feet are really hot, but your ankles are f-f-freezing?
Um, no, we don&#8217;t either. Someone out there is clearly having that very problem, though, and luckily for that person (or people, even), Koolaburra have come up with the solution: a thong sandal with a shearling cuff to keep your ankles [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Would you buy&#8230; pre-wrinkled clothes?</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/would-you-buy-pre-wrinkled-clothes.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/would-you-buy-pre-wrinkled-clothes.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 10:01:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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We know from previous posts here that  a lot of our readers hate ironing. So do we, to be honest, although we do it in preference to walking around in wrinkled clothes.
What if the clothes were ALREADY wrinkled, though? As in, that&#8217;s how they&#8217;re supposed to look, and if you tried to iron them, you&#8217;d be [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ugly Harem Pants of the Day: Malloni pleat-front pants</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/ugly-harem-pants-of-the-day-malloni-pleat-front-pants.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/ugly-harem-pants-of-the-day-malloni-pleat-front-pants.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:03:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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Does the fact that these pants look more like a skirt than anything else make them better or worse than some of the ugly harem pants that have gone before them? These are the kind of complex and important questions The Fashion Police find themselves having to answer, and quite frankly, we now find ourselves [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Kristen Stewart arrives at the Los Angeles Premiere of The Runaways</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/kristen-stewart-arrives-at-the-los-angeles-premiere-of-the-runaways.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/kristen-stewart-arrives-at-the-los-angeles-premiere-of-the-runaways.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 10:25:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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Photo Derek Ross/LFI
She smiles! Yes, our favourite fashion Dementor, Kristen Stewart, has actually managed to muster up a small smile as she arrived at the premiere of her new movie, The Runaways, last night. It&#8217;s not a huge smile, granted, and she still looks far from comfortable, but the very fact that she&#8217;s not scowling [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Sheer skirts and dresses land Valentino in Fashion Police jail</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/sheer-skirts-and-dresses-land-valentino-in-fashion-police-jail.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/sheer-skirts-and-dresses-land-valentino-in-fashion-police-jail.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:04:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dresses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Skirts]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[shre]]></category>
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Just in case any of you were thinking &#8211; or perhaps hoping &#8211; that the &#8220;trend&#8221; for totally sheer items of clothing had finally died, and that designers had stopped trying to charge us hundreds of pounds for clothes that barely even exist, we present evidence to the contrary, courtesy of Valentino. Well, at least [...]]]></description>
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