No one wants to be accused of committing Crimes of Fashion, but with so many fashion "rules" to keep on mind, it can be hard to know what's right and what's wrong. Luckily, you have The Fashion Police to help you find your way through the fashion minefield. Preventing Crimes of Fashion is what we do best, and the articles below will give you a peak inside our jailhouse: where bad fashion goes to die. You'll find ugly dresses, deadly denim and sock horrors of all descriptions, so whether you're worried about committing crimes of fashion yourself, or just want to laugh at the mistakes of others, The Fashion Police are happy to help.
If these shoes were a person, they’d be Dame Barbara Cartland. They’d spend their days in a pink frilly boudoir, surrounded by fluffy white dogs with bows in their hair, drinking champagne (pink, natch) and re-applying their lipstick every couple of minutes.
And if that doesn’t make them a crime of fashion, well, we don’t know what does.
Oh, and they’re £819, too. Click here to buy them.
The Texas Tuxedo, jurors: now with added “stuck-togetherness”, so that you can have all the looks of double-denim, with the added inconvenience of having to get completely undressed every time you visit the bathroom.
We don’t know about you guys, but we’re not really seeing “fringed dress” here. We’re seeing one of those women who refuses to cut their hair for like, 40 years, and ends up with it trailing along somewhere at ankle height, all dead and creepy looking. By comparison, the, er, “hair” on this dress is actually quite shiny. Does that make it any better, though? Are you currently doing seal claps over the edgy, fashion-forward dress you see before you? Well, some people obviously are, because it’s already sold it in medium/large, which means that only the small/medium fashionistas among you will be able to wear this, and only if you have a spare £180 to spend on it. If you do, click here to visit the Topshop website…
Here’s your new dress! It’s by Ground Zero, it’s $620, and it will allow you to attach the teeny-tiny body of Bruce to your own head. Because that won’t look weird at all. You’re welcome!
It’s a little known fact, but when the creepy twins from The Shining grew up, they became fashion models, and wore see-through dungarees for a living. True story, fashion fans.
Don’t believe us? Go and watch the video of this in action over at MyHabit. We guarantee it’ll be scarier than any horror movie…