Some of them are straight-up ugly, and some are just plain… strange. Here’s a quick round-up of some of the most puzzling pants Yoox.com currently has to offer: your assistance in helping us solve the mystery of why these exist and who’s actually buying them [...]
We’re not sure whether this counts as a true crime of fashion, or simply a minor clothing-related annoyance, but today we want to talk about the phenomenon that is cut-out clothes: [L-R: Miss Selfridge, Rare London, AX Paris, Cheap Monday, Nelly, Oasis] We’ve all been [...]
We’ve heard of ”pencil leg” jeans before, but our first style suspect gives whole new meaning to the phrase: pencil skinny jeans, $208 Yup, they’re jeans designed to look like ACTUAL pencils. And they’re $200. Oh, Nasty Gal, please don’t ever change. Just think how [...]
Nothing hits the spot quite like a good ol’ burger and fries, does it? You know what they say about fatty, fried, food, though: a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips! And in this case, those fries you just ate will LITERALLY [...]
Late last week, an anonymous tip-off led us to the discovery that one of our favourite websites, Yoox.com, has an entire section dedicated to dungarees. Now, as you know, dungarees are a HOT TREND for this season, and because The Fashion Police care deeply about [...]
To kick off this week’s Fashion Crime roundup, we bring you the sad news of a poor pink coat which was needlessly attacked, and had to be cobbled back together again with black tape: Christopher Kane, £1399 Oh no, sorry, our mistake – it’s a [...]
It’s no good, fellow officers. We’ve tried our best to find adult onesies cute n’ hilarious, just like everyone else on the planet seems to, but it doesn’t seem to matter how hard we try, we will never understand why grown women would want to [...]
Modelling is Hard. It’s hard for everyone, of course: all of those poor models who work so hard, only to be told that they need to eat a sandwich, or get some “curves”, or some other kind of bodysnark. It’s hard for them all, but [...]
“Is it wrong to wear black shoes with white socks?” This question was submitted last week, and we were actually quite surprised to realise we hadn’t already addressed this subject. Although it might surprise some of you to hear it, in “real life” (i.e. when [...]
To kick off this week’s Crimes of Fashion roundup, we bring you THIS: Everything: Andrea Crews No wonder this model is scratching her head and looking confused. She’s participating in what is possibly one of the worst outfits we’ve ever arrested – and we’ve arrested [...]
OK, that’s it, we’ve had enough: we’re officially declaring gigantic platform shoes to be an automatic crime of fashion. While there are a few – and ONLY a few – examples of humongous platforms which we DON’T hate, they’re few and far between, and the majority of [...]
We thought the fringe leggings we arrested this morning would be the worse thing we’d have to show you today, but then we stumbled across these at Nasty Gal, and thought for a moment that it was April 1st all over again: This is no [...]