Crimes of Fashion

The Worst Crimes of Fashion You Will Ever See!
shoes attached to socks

A few years ago, many of The Fashion Police's arrests revolved around what we termed 'Footwear Impostors": boots pretending to be shoes; shoes pretending...
trousers with pockets at the ankle

Our officers love browsing the "new in" section at everyone's favourite designer fashion website, Net-a-Porter. We can't actually afford to BUY anything, obviously, but...

We love denim. It's one of those fabrics you can just always depend on, isn't it? Feeling blah, and don't know what to wear?...
furry ballet flats

Buy Them These may look like a cosy pair of furry slippers, but it saddens us to report that they're actually a pair of furry...
ugly shorts arrested by The Fashion Police

The placement of the tongue on the crotch. The butt-cheeks hanging out of the super-short hem. The knee socks. The stiletto-heeled slippers. The old "where on earth would...

It took us a few seconds to work out exactly what we were looking at here, but then it hit us: you know all...

We know we've been bringing you a lot pf shoe-related arrests lately, but as we mentioned in our last crime report, shoes have become...

There are two types of fashion crime in the word: the clothes we wouldn't want to wear because of the way they LOOK, and...

Well, whaddya know: it looks like our old friend The Emperor got himself some new trousers! It's hard to be sure just from the evidence...

The maxi dress. It's a summer staple for many people: throw one on with a pair of sandals and a floppy sunhat, and you're...
ostrich feather headpiece

They say that if you want to get ahead, get a hat. Honestly, though, the only thing THESE hats are likely to get you...

We usually leave most of the shoe talk to ShoeperWoman, but right now there are just too many ugly shoes out there for her...

With summer in full swing, you may be thinking of hitting the beach or pool this weekend. Before you do, you might want to...

While browsing Louisa Via Roma this week, our undercover officers discovered the following footwear offences - or possible offences, depending on your opinion: DSquared2 mink...

Go Jane has been on the Fashion Police radar for a while now: in fact, sometimes looking at the site is a bit like...

You know, it's probably not fair to describe the Style Suspects in this post as being victims of the "Dress Like a Toddler Trend"....

Stuck-Together-Clothes: no matter how hard we fight the good fight against them, still brands keep trying to sell us them. Take this, for instance: Two-n-One...

Well, it looks like Moschino are on track to win the coveted Fashion Criminals of the Year title (which isn't actually a thing, but...

Lazy Oaf 'Fur Face' jacket, $244 In a bid to be fair to this suspect, let us just first of all point out that at...

In this week's Fashion Crime roundup, we discover that the whole "strange and expensive headgear" trend is still going strong: Suspect # 1 | The...
acne long-sleeved sweaters

Sometimes we love not being "edgy". When you don't have to worry about whether your outfit is edgy/on-trend enough, for instance, these Acne outfits...

Tights. They should be simple accessories, worn when it's too cold for bare legs, or when you want to add a little bit of...

Greetings, Style Sleuths. We've no time to chat on this Fashion Crime Friday, because there are important questions which must be answered. Questions like,...
crimes of fashion

This week's Fashion Crime Friday roundup has a bit of a "body parts" theme. We apologise in advance for any distressed caused by the...

Happy Friday, Style Sleuths! We hope you have your thinking caps on this morning, because we begin our round up of possible crimes of...

This week's Fashion Crime Friday kicks off with a double-whammy: a fashion fail AND a Photoshop fail, wrapped into one: Suspect # 1 | The...

All styles available at Schuh We don't know about you, but we just can't think about food without also thinking about feet, can you? Oh no,...

Good morning, Fashion Crime Fighters, and welcome to Fashion Crime Friday! We're kicking things off this week with a little something known as the...

Iris Van Herpen X United Nude Biopiracy Boots, £1,245 Neither United Nude or Iris Van Herpen are known for producing "ordinary" designs, so it should...

Quick programming note before we start: we normally bring you our Fashion Crime roundup on a Friday, but we're going to be taking a...