| | Category Archives: Crimes of FashionNo one wants to be accused of committing Crimes of Fashion, but with so many fashion "rules" to keep on mind, it can be hard to know what's right and what's wrong. Luckily, you have The Fashion Police to help you find your way through the fashion minefield. Preventing Crimes of Fashion is what we do best, and the articles below will give you a peak inside our jailhouse: where bad fashion goes to die. You'll find ugly dresses, deadly denim and sock horrors of all descriptions, so whether you're worried about committing crimes of fashion yourself, or just want to laugh at the mistakes of others, The Fashion Police are happy to help. Frankenshoes: Meadham Kirchoff pink sparkle pom-pom platform sandals | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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The Texas Tuxedo, jurors: now with added “stuck-togetherness”, so that you can have all the looks of double-denim, with the added inconvenience of having to get completely undressed every time you visit the bathroom.
And for only £246, too! Go get it…
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If it’s only half a blazer, does that mean it’s only half a fashion crime?
It definitely doesn’t seem to mean it’s half the price anyway, because this is £580. And you’d still have to buy the other half…
[Click here to buy it]
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Most of the footwear impostors we apprehend involve cases where shoes are pretending to be socks.
These ones, however, are pretending to be fishing nets.
Well, we guess it’s good to be different…
[Dolce & Gabbana 100mm patent mesh cotton net pumps, £474: click here to buy them]
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Once again, it would appear that the Empress isn’t wearing any pants. Or rather, she is… but she may as well not be.
The Empress paid £549 for her invisible pants, too.
Sucks to be her, hey?
[Click here for the product page]
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(PREMIUM OMBRE FRINGE CAPE BY DRESS UP TOPSHOP)
We don’t know about you guys, but we’re not really seeing “fringed dress” here. We’re seeing one of those women who refuses to cut their hair for like, 40 years, and ends up with it trailing along somewhere at ankle height, all dead and creepy looking. By comparison, the, er, “hair” on this dress is actually quite shiny. Does that make it any better, though? Are you currently doing seal claps over the edgy, fashion-forward dress you see before you? Well, some people obviously are, because it’s already sold it in medium/large, which means that only the small/medium fashionistas among you will be able to wear this, and only if you have a spare £180 to spend on it. If you do, click here to visit the Topshop website…
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Any Bruce Lee fans in the house?
Here’s your new dress! It’s by Ground Zero, it’s $620, and it will allow you to attach the teeny-tiny body of Bruce to your own head. Because that won’t look weird at all. You’re welcome!
[Click here to buy it]
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It’s a little known fact, but when the creepy twins from The Shining grew up, they became fashion models, and wore see-through dungarees for a living. True story, fashion fans.
Don’t believe us? Go and watch the video of this in action over at MyHabit. We guarantee it’ll be scarier than any horror movie…
[See by Chloe jumpsuit, $165, MyHabit: click here to buy it]
Thanks to Gail for the report!
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