Wear or Die: KTZ Edition

Choice of two ugly outfits

So, we know it’s the week before Christmas, and the very LAST thing you want to do is slip into the ugliest outfit in the Fashion Police jail and hit the town in it. We know that. It’s too bad, though, because this is Wear or Die, and obviously you’re not going to die for the sake of fashion, so we’re afraid you’re going to have to pick one of the two options above to wear. Them’s the breaks.

Here’s how it works:

1. You must choose one outfit from the two shown above, to wear in public.

2. The outfit must be worn exactly as it’s shown in the image: no¬†modifications¬†allowed!

3. Death is not an option.

Will you be the high fashion version of Where’s Waldo, or will you be The Girl Who Went Out in Nowt But a Raggedy Shirt?

Which would you choose?

(Both outfits are available to buy here.)

17 Comments

  • December 27, 2011

    JustinB

    The shirt but with stockings/leggings…

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    • December 27, 2011

      JustinB

      Oops… no mods… just the shirt then

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  • December 27, 2011

    Rachel Gray

    The red stripey one, because you could hide your tin foil hat underneath the cap. Fight aliens in style!

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  • December 27, 2011

    Sonya

    The second one. The first one appears to be having a slight issue with modesty (coughnipslipcough). Would fashion tape be allowed in this case?

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  • December 27, 2011

    naiadknight

    I was all set to go with #1 and call it festive until I saw the Janet Jackson impression there. #2 it is, ugh.

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  • December 27, 2011

    lizvocal

    But #2 is clearly a shirt pretending to be a dress and thus another fashion crime on top of the ugly! Eek. I would wear #2 IF I could have some PANTS, but if I have to wear it as is, I would pick #1. At least it looks intentionally ugly, and not “I’m wearing a patched up night shirt” ugly.

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    • December 27, 2011

      lizvocal

      “a patched up nightshirt that ran away (ran so far away) from an 80s music video” ugly.

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  • December 28, 2011

    Rudi

    It’d go with the black one, at least it sort of looks like a shirt dress, the other one is just a thing.

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  • December 28, 2011

    XL5Venus

    I’ll take the Ms. Pac-Man topiary maze shirt and Danger Stripe leggings (#1).

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  • December 28, 2011

    Jane

    The second one, at least it doesn’t bare my torso to the world, and I can pretend I’m dressing as an unfortunate orphan for a play.

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  • December 28, 2011

    CosplayBallerina

    Number one, because it looks like a maze, and it would entertain me way too much XD

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  • December 28, 2011

    E

    Number one… All the way.

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  • December 29, 2011

    Sydney

    The second one, I’d get a sign saying Out of Clothes will take anything…

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  • January 4, 2012

    Ez

    At least the shoes are nice…

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  • January 5, 2012

    Lane

    It doesnt make a difference, because quite frankly, Id die from just wearing it.

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  • January 5, 2012

    Jordan

    I’d wear the red/orange. I look good in that color. Only reason.

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  • January 10, 2012

    paputsza

    The one on the left looks fun. I’ll wear a white shirt underneath it and hang out across the street from a circus.

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