Crimes of fashion: Jonathan Aston fishnet shorts

You know those days when dressing up like an extra from The Rocky Horror Show actually seems like a good idea rather than a horrendous one? The days that you wake up thinking “Oooh, my thighs look hawt today – far too good to hide under opaque cycle shorts!”? The days when cycle shorts in any guise seem like a fashion statement worth making rather than a flashback to primary school sports days and over-sized Naf Naf t-shirts…

What do you mean, you don’t?

Well, next time you just have to have a pair of fishnet cycle shorts you’ll know exactly where to go for a pair that won’t break the bank. Which is probably just as well, for the limited use you’ll likely get out of them…

Jonathan Aston fishnet shorts, £4.95 from UK Tights.


  • May 13, 2010

    Rock Hyrax

    Could they be the first ever fishnet bloomers?

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  • May 14, 2010


    Most of the time, I love fishnet anything. Congrats on finding the exception.

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  • June 1, 2010


    Swear to god they are taking their hints from anime. Characters on Naruto wear these things!

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  • July 10, 2010


    where can i find fish net shorts?

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