“Hey!” we thought. “How funny! From this angle, those shorts look exactly like a giant, saggy nappy*! They can’t be, though. Because Vivienne Westwood just wouldn’t expect grown adults to wear giant diapers, would she?”
And actually, even Far Fetch describes them as “nappy shorts”. It may even be their official name. It’s a funny old world, isn’t it?
These are down to £78 from the original £260. We’ve no idea why. And if anyone needs us, we’ll be drinking our supply of eyeball bleach in the hope that it’ll take away the pain…
*”Nappy” = Britspeak for “diaper”.