Crime of Fashion: Vivienne Westwood ‘Nappy’ Shorts

Vivienne Westwood nappy shorts

“Hey!” we thought. “How funny! From this angle, those shorts look exactly like a giant, saggy nappy*! They can’t be, though. Because Vivienne Westwood just wouldn’t expect grown adults to wear giant diapers, would she?”

Vivienne Westwood nappy shorts

And actually, even Far Fetch describes them as “nappy shorts”. It may even be their official name. It’s a funny old world, isn’t it?

These are down to £78 from the original £260. We’ve no idea why. And if anyone needs us, we’ll be drinking our supply of eyeball bleach in the hope that it’ll take away the pain…

*”Nappy” = Britspeak for “diaper”.


  • June 26, 2012


    Fetishes should be kept at home, behind closed doors. The rest of us do not consent to your baby play.

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  • June 28, 2012

    Cranky Old Batt

    Especially when it looks like you took a dump in your nappy.

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