Crime of Fashion? The Sad Smock

Topshop smock dress

This has to be one of the saddest dresses we ever did see.

In fact, it makes us feel like this:

The Sad Smock

In fact, honestly, this dress is like one of Harry Potter’s dementors: as soon as we look at it, we start to feel like we’ll never be happy again.

You know what else makes us sad?

The fact that it’s £85, it’s ugly, and it’s SOLD OUT.

Oh, and if you’re thinking that maybe it looks better on:

smock dress

That would be a “no” to that.

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7 Comments

  • February 21, 2012

    Roz

    Handcuffs aren’t enough for this criminal. it’s straight to death row!

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  • February 21, 2012

    Lili @ Relatable Style

    For this one to sell out, TAFKAKM (the artist formerly known as Kate Middleton) must have worn it. Looking at it though, I have my doubts…

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  • February 21, 2012

    Arielle

    Hahaha, I could actually see your version with the sad face on it becoming popular, if it were available that way. 😀

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  • February 21, 2012

    Chitraa

    It kind of looks better in the second picture with the face on it. The eyes could have been buttons

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  • February 21, 2012

    Heidi

    Now, if you wore it barefoot with a floppy, ratty old straw hat and wiped your muddy hands on it while in your organic garden … no undies, of course … you are in tune with mother earth …

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  • February 21, 2012

    lizvocal

    On the plus side, *cough* you could wear it whatever size you found yourself at. It wouldn’t look any worse if you were twice the mannequin’s size.

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  • February 22, 2012

    Panthera

    Can’t unsee sad face!

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