Crime of Fashion: The Bloodbath Jeans

bloodstained jeans

When the product description refers to “tie dye jeggings” you know it’s not going to be pretty – but nothing could have prepared our officers for the scene of carnage that met them when they were dispatched to investigate Denimocracy’s jeggings in the early hours of this morning.

We don’t know what these jeans did to deserve the bloodbath they were apparently involved in, but we do know our officers will require counselling to allow them to come to terms with what they witnessed here. It’s a bloody mess, basically, isn’t it?

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15 Comments

  • March 6, 2012

    Manon

    These trousers would go well with Iris Schieferstein’ shoes made from dead animals! (saw that in the daily mail today)

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  • March 6, 2012

    Debbie via Facebook

    Ok if your a trueblood character!! Or for halloween hmm handy for those times of the month pmsl (joking!!) Ha ha! Awful!!

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  • March 6, 2012

    Virginia

    To be honest, I wouldn’t buy them but I dont think they are that bad either…

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  • March 6, 2012

    Virginia

    PS: Am I the only one to whom the promotional links below just link to rubish websites with little or no info and just more links? It drives me crazy because some topics seem interesting and when you go there is just rubish…

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    • March 9, 2012

      Chitraa

      You aren’t the only one. I’ve been irritated by these too

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  • March 6, 2012

    Anusha

    i really like these…. how long will my sentence be?

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  • March 6, 2012

    bluh

    I actually really like these and would buy them…

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  • March 7, 2012

    eriyle

    I would pay money for these jeans, if they were in a different colour. Hell, the red isn’t even that bad.

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    • March 7, 2012

      Virginia

      You can also find them in blue in the asos page

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  • March 7, 2012

    Jeannine

    These aren’t that bad, if you can pull of tie-dye without also looking like you wished you were 16 again (very difficult to do).

    But, question: are jegging exempt from the “shirt must cover crotch of leggings” rule because they are also “jeans”, or is this another crime of fashion?

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  • March 10, 2012

    Amy

    I usually like tye-dye clothes but this color combination is messed up. they just don’t look good

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  • March 12, 2012

    adsanabria86

    I’ll go for the heals, that’s that

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  • March 14, 2012

    Lane

    I like the design but the colors are disguisting.

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  • April 2, 2012

    hattie

    well they’d be good for covering up any accidents around that special time of the month.

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  • July 16, 2014

    Alyssa

    I like these jeans tie dyed pants when it’s only a base color with one other color over it is the only time I think is ill wear tie dye

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