You knew these were Jeffrey Campbell before you even read the title of this post, didn’t you?
Every time we think ol’ JC has surely reached the absolute limits of ugliness, a new low is reached. Or in this case, a new high: as you all know, JC’s speciality is making shoes you could bungee jump off, and these ones are no less than 5″ high. Unlike most 5″ heels, which slope gently down to the ground, these technically belong to the “flatform” family, you’ll be balancing on top of every single one of those inches, too. We’d love to see that, actually: if you do buy these, call us!
So, would you wear these? Because someone certainly will, that’s for sure. If you’d like it to be you, you can click here to buy them from Nasty Gal, where they’re $220.