Crime of Fashion: Givenchy red knee high boots

givenchy red knee high boots

Oh hey, look! A post box without an opening for the mail! How odd.

Or… is it?

red knee high boots

Well, how ’bout that? They’re boots. Red, knee-high, £1,500 could-totally-pass-for-a-pair-of-post-boxes boots.

Don’t believe us?

red heel on Givenchy boots

They have a hidden heel. Totally makes sense now, doesn’t it? And while normally our Footwear Impostors are shoes pretending to be socks, or some other form of footwear, we have to admit, we’re impressed by the creativity that led these ones to impersonate post boxes.

Just not so impressed we’re willing to overlook the fact that they’re a clear crime of fashion, obviously…

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6 Comments

  • August 2, 2012

    Megan

    They look like stove pipes. Bright red and expensive stove pipes.

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  • August 2, 2012

    Carolina W

    What in the world could you wear with these things anyway?
    Though I probably don’t want to know the answer to that…

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  • August 2, 2012

    Kathie

    like astro boy’s boots…

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  • August 2, 2012

    lizvocal

    Wonder Woman costume?

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  • August 3, 2012

    Lighty_lo

    They’re obviously Candy Candy boots.

    http://emerazul.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/candi3.gif

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    • August 3, 2012

      diana

      that’s what i thoguht

      candy candy will rule forever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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