Those pesky kids! They’ve gone and TP’d a model again! That SO wasn’t in her contract, you guys…
This wispy pink skirt is by Elliot Atkinson, and if we were being tactful, we would say that it’s feminine and etheral: you know, the kind of thing a woodland nymph, say, might wear.
If we were just being honest, though, we’d say it looks a bit like one of those awful moments when you walk out of the bathroom and stride across the restaurant, totally oblivious to the fact that you’re trailing half a roll of toilet paper after you. Some people pay to look like that, folks. They pay $665 for it. We’re not joking.
Which side are you on: woodland nymph or bathroom accident?[Click here if you just want to buy it]