Maybe it looks better on. Do you think it maybe looks better on? Because, let’s face it, it couldn’t really look much worse than it does off, could it? I mean, how many times have you woken up and thought, "You know what, I really wish I had some big-ass hips and shoulder. Big hips and shoulders are, like, so 2007." Because they’re not, are they? No, the big hips and shoulders thing come to us courtesy of about 1984, actually – and courtesy of Lanvin, who want to sell you this dress for a cool £1495. Will you be buying, though?