Complicated dressing: Versace leather lace-up platform sandals

Yeouch! When we look at these beauties, “comfort” is far from our thoughts. Painful, perhaps, high, definitely – and, for the more rushed amongst us, time-consuming. We can’t imagine throwing these babies on in a hurry – heck, even the name is complicated!

But, while they’re not to our personal tastes, they do have a certain dominatrix-punk charm about them… Which, we’re sure, places them firmly up someone’s street?

What do you think – would you wear them? And if so, how?

Versace leather lace-up platform sandals: £890 from Net-a-Porter

10 Comments

  • January 20, 2011

    Momo

    No words for these…horrible clubshoes.
    Probably they matches with the fringe pants presented few time ago..XD

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  • January 20, 2011

    Mendoxa_ale

    RT @fashionpolice: New Post: Complicated dressing: Versace leather lace-up platform sandals – http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2011/01/…

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  • January 20, 2011

    medini

    i think u also need to check this site for hilarious stockings:):) http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/7gbQ1i/www.beautifullife.info/fashion-design/creative-fashion-tights-from-les-queues-de-sardines/

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  • January 20, 2011

    Minka

    I honestly think they would only fit in a porn movie.

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  • January 20, 2011

    Rock Hyrax

    Oh dear: I rather like them. Please someone tell me I’m not alone… 😉

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    • January 20, 2011

      Karmarat

      You are not alone, I think they are fabulous.

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  • January 20, 2011

    Bethany

    Definitely a fantasy/anime costume item.

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  • January 20, 2011

    EricB

    Without legs inside, they look like walking laughing stock.

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  • January 21, 2011

    naiadknight

    I like ’em, actually. Paired with a highwaisted pencil skirt and short sleeve blouse, it becomes date night clothes.

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  • March 2, 2012

    emily

    hi i cant find any websites that are selling them and my daddy is a millionaire and he can buy me 4 pairs if i want

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