Clown pants: now on sale

clown pants

OK: first person to come up with a plausible way to wear these pants without looking like a clown wins a Fashion Police cookie.

We have a feeling our cookies are safe. Which is good, because, well, we kinda already ate them all…

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  • October 31, 2012


    Under an old sweatshirt at home when you have a flu. A box of tissues and a blanket would go well.

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  • November 5, 2012


    I’d say, to the yearly gala of the incontinence support group, but that is hardly the politically correct thing to say. So I suggest: Under a loose, longer dress and boots, hoping to pass them off as leggings.

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  • November 9, 2012


    I’m going to cheat. Imma cut it at the crotchline to make it a shortish skirt. Then I would wear it with black flip flops and my bikini top. At the beach. Because this cannot be serious.

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