When Crocs and Cloven Hooves Collide…

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We thought Crocs were the worst thing that could ever happen to footwear. We were wrong.

Come back Crocs! Come back Maison Martin Margiela cloven hooved shoes! All is (almost) forgiven, for we have seen the true enemy, and the true enemy is Frisky Shoes with their horrendous cloven Croc.

We’re putting out an APB on these shoes right now: we’re bringing them in, alive or dead. Don’t try approaching them should you see them: they could be dangerous…

6 Comments

  • April 14, 2008

    Veronika

    oh my! Gasp! *running away*

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  • April 14, 2008

    Dee

    Oh lord… Crocs, please stoppit, stop the the torture! Aaargh, who buys this stuff?

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  • April 14, 2008

    Anne-Marie

    I love the way they’ve added a little window for your toenails….charming. Now I’m going to throw up.

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  • April 14, 2008

    gokarm

    Wow!…Wow!…Crocs should hold a masterclass on how to take every hideous trend and manage to one up all of them through a clever series of combining them! I can’t even be upset. This delights me through the sheer audacity of it…They have finally crossed the line to “so bad it’s good”. You made my day!

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  • April 14, 2008

    Danielle

    Um, gross. But I suppose if you want to look like you’ve tanned your toes off (brown feet, dead white toes, anyone?), these might be the shoes for you.

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  • April 15, 2008

    Diana

    and the colors!! haha fugly

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