Crime of Fashion: Clothes That Are Stuck Together

Clothes That Are Stuck Together

I don’t know, maybe it’s me (Is it me? Say it’s not me.) but clothes like this just bother me. And it’s not the clothes themselves. No, that’s a nice enough shirt, and that’s a pretty inoffensive tank top over it. The problem with this? THEY ARE STUCK TOGETHER, people. Stuck together. WHY? And why does this bother me so much? It’s like… it’s like wearing fake clothes, and by “fake”, I don’t mean “they’re not actually designer”, I mean “they’re not actually clothes.” They’re just pretending. And imagine the conversations they’d inspire.

Person in Stuck-Together-Clothes: You know, it’s a little warm in here
Person in Normal Clothes: Well, take off your tank top
PISTC: Umm, I can’t. It’s stuck to my shirt
PINC: ….

Just say no, kids. (And if you have to say yes, get this particular C.O.F at River Island).


  • April 2, 2009


    I cannot agree with you more!!!!! I feel the same way about these clothes. Although I do think that the “button down” pieces under the black tank are offensively hideous!

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  • May 27, 2009


    Yeah, that bugs me too! It would be fine if it was two peices, and you could even sell them together! But….why do they have to be sewn together? It is like fake clothes. In fact, it’s kind of like some t-shirts i’ve seen that have print on the front, and not on the back….

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