Christina Hendricks’ breasts would like to thank you

Christina Hendricks in black top and white pencil skirt

“Hi, Fashion Police readers, it’s Christina Hendricks’ breasts here.

We don’t know how to thank you. Just yesterday, we were on the point of giving up completely. There we were, the helpless prisoners of that satin dress: held down and trapped in its death-like grip. We were doing our best to break free – in fact, we’d made it almost as far as Christina’s chin – but we could get no further. And honestly, everyone was pointing and staring, and we just felt STUPID, really. “When will she stop doing this?” we asked each other. “We know we’re SUPER AWESOME and all, but there’s more to Christina than just us. When will she realise that she doesn’t HAVE to get us out every chance she gets? WHEN?”

Anyway, it was your words that finally set us free. “Christina Hendricks’ bosom looks ridiculous,” said Nina. “Sometimes less is more,” agreed Sima. “My boobs are feeling sympathy pain just looking at her poor squashed girls,” said Zoe. And somehow, SOMEHOW the message got through, because here’s Christina at an event last night, and LOOK! You can’t even see us, can you? We were so comfortable under that black turtleneck, we can’t even tell you! And sure, some other parts of Christina were complaining BITTERLY about this look, but sure, you can’t have everything, can you?

Love,
Christina Hendricks’ breasts

[Image: Fame Pictures]

8 Comments

  • September 14, 2011

    Cee

    I thought she looked better yesterday. High necklines don’t look great on big chests. Aside from that, her top looks too conservative for a red carpet event.

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  • September 14, 2011

    Prince via Facebook

    Hahaa

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  • September 14, 2011

    Alana via Facebook

    Why should she cover them up? There great!

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  • September 14, 2011

    cmap

    LOL This post is funny, but why does everyone hate Christina Hendricks boobies? They’re awesome! She’s got a great figure and she’s a great actress to boot. But I like this dress, too!!

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    • September 14, 2011

      The Fashion Police

      I don’t think anyone hates her boobs, I think from the comments on the last post most people just felt the dress was too tight at the top: they looked pretty squashed and were very “in your face”, which isn’t a look everyone likes… each to their own, though!

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  • September 15, 2011

    Arielle

    I honestly never thought I’d see an outfit that managed to minimize the effect of Ms. Hendrick’s figure.

    I think she’s got a gorgeous figure, but I do think those dresses that elevate the breasts and squash them together do a disservice to just about any woman’s breasts, big or small. I think a more natural curve is more flattering on any woman, but y’know, I’m just another woman. I’d imagine many men might have a different opinion on the matter. 😉

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  • September 15, 2011

    Zoe

    Glad to be of service 😉

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  • September 20, 2011

    Tali

    I don’t complain about her boobs, but this black blouse just killed her! She looks like walking dead(

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