Cheryl Cole’s breasts make a break for it at Cannes

There are lots of things we could say about the white dress Cheryl Cole wore on the red carpet at Cannes last night. The beautiful cut, the perfect fit, the, er, fruit attached to teh waistband.

Unfortunately, though, we can’t say any of those things, because our officers were much too busy making sure Cheryl’s breasts stayed under control, and within the confines of the dress, at all time.

We think it all worked out OK.

What do you think of Cheryl’s look here?

9 Comments

  • May 14, 2011

    Samantha Tyler

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  • May 14, 2011

    aryzha

    I hate absolute everything about this, from her hair to her lipstick to that neckline and those FRUITS.

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  • May 15, 2011

    Sally

    Kudos for her for pulling it off; I wouldn’t even dare leave the house!

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  • May 15, 2011

    Lisa

    I agree with Sally, I love the look and she looks great….BUT fruit…really??

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  • May 16, 2011

    Anna

    I don’t like her lipstick, and the weird fruit… things on the waistband are not doing it for me, but other than that, I think she pulls it off.

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  • May 16, 2011

    Zoe

    She looks great, although I’m not a huge fan of the fruit-like embellishments. Maybe a more tradition shape? I would be way too afraid to wear it but kudos to her for bravery. But the real winner in this outfit is the double-sided tape saving her from going obscene.

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  • She looks like Joan Collins. Put ’em away love. The dress is flattering because she has a lovely figure, but it does not look nice. The hair is too casual for the rest of the look, in my opinion, and the makeup is too severe.

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  • May 16, 2011

    Amy

    she looks good,i’m not a fan of the dress cleavage but it’s OK

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  • May 17, 2011

    maddy

    i don`t get the purpose of those pears, and i`m no talking about her breasts.

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