STOP! This is a Fashion Police checkpoint, and before you can proceed with what you’re doing, we’re going to need to take a complete inventory of everything you’re wearing!

OK, so it’s just for fun, and because we’re super-nosey, but humour us here: tell us what you’re wearing right this very second: we promise we won’t judge you!

Only one sleep to go before Christmas! Are you excited? We are. Before we head off to decorate the Fashion Police Christmas tree, though, we wanted to get all nosey and ask what you’ll be wearing on Christmas day.

This isn’t our usual Fashion Police Checkpoint because we don’t want to know what you’re wearing NOW, but what you’re planning to wear tomorrow, for Christmas. Do you get all dressed up and make an occasion of it, or is Christmas a time to slob out in your pyjamas, keeping comfortable and just enjoying all that good food and drink?

Tell us!

It’s been a while since our last spot-check on the style status of our readers, so we’re throwing up the Checkpoint for the weekend – to pass, all you have to do is drop us a comment telling us what you’re wearing right at this very second. No cheating allowed, but hey, if you want to come back at some point over the weekend and update us on your changing outfits, please be our guests.

Come on then, everyone: tell us what you’re wearing!

It’s been a while since we had one of these and we figured it was time we caught up with what our readers are wearing, so if you’re reading this, the deal is you have to stop and tell us what you’re wearing right now. No cheating! And don’t worry: we ask not to mock, but out of genuine curiosity, so comment here with confidence!

Today your Chief of Police is wearing a black dress with striped bust (eBay) worn with a wide waist belt, black cardi to keep out the chill, and, er no accessories because she’s at home, and also, a slob. What about you? What are you wearing right now?

Gotchya! It may be Wednesday morning rather than Friday afternoon, but that doesn’t mean we can’t spring a Fashion Police checkpoint on you, and find out what you’re all wearing to work (or school, or whatever you’re doing today).

You know the rules: you must tell us what you’re wearing in order to be able to pass the checkpoint, so leave us a comment below to tell us about your outfit!

As for your Chief of Police, I’m trying to convince myself to go running this morning, so I’m wearing black yoga pants, a grey vest top and grey hoodie. Feet are bare, but will soon be encased in Puma running shoes – or they will be if I can convince myself to actually get off my butt.

Now over to you: what are you wearing right now?

I’m still off sunning myself in Florida, although not for too much longer, sadly, so no outfit description from me again this week, but that hasn’t stopped me putting up the Fashion Police Checkpoint for the weekend.

You know the drill by now, of course: tell us what you’re wearing right now, and don’t be afraid to come back and update us as your outfits change over the course of the weekend!

It’s time for our usual Fashion Police checkpoint, folks, and because I’m actually on vacation right now, and writing this post in advance, I can’t actually tell you what I’ll be wearing on the day you read this, but there’s a good chance that it’ll involve a bikini of some kind…

So, you know the drill by now: tell us what you’re wearing right now, and if you want to come and tell us what you’re wearing over the weekend, well, that’s just fine too!

Yes, it’s that big pink Checkpoint of doom again! We’re finishing up for the weekend, but that doesn’t mean we don’t want to know what you’re wearing! The Fashion Police Checkpoint will be here all weekend, helping weed out the fashion criminals among you (Note: not really – it’s just for fun) by forcing you to tell us what you’re wearing before you can pass.

Don’t forget to come back and tell us what you wear over the rest of the weekend, too!

Our checkpoint is a little late this week, and this is because your Fashion Police have been having a Very Bad Day – and one which has been spent once more up to our elbows in all of the dust and rubble of the renovations to the Fashion Police HQ. This time next week, I hope to be able to tell you that I’m sitting her in my brand new Miss Selfridge dress (Yes, I succumbed). Until then, I’m wearing my usual skinny jeans, vest top and an old sweater from Target. Yes, it’s very dusty in here… old clothes are the only way to go!

What are you wearing?