You all know the drill by now, we’re sure, but for those of you just joining us, this is a Fashion Police Checkpoint: before you can pass, you must stop collaborate and listen  and provide us with an inventory of what you’re wearing right this very second: no cheating!

What are you wearing right now?

OK, everyone, form an orderly line, please: this is a Fashion Police Checkpoint, and before you can continue on your way, we’re going to have to ask you to step aside, keep your hands above your head, and give us a complete inventory of what you’re wearing right this very second: and no cheating!

Tell us: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW?

We most often do this on a Friday, but this time we thought we’d be extra mean and try and grab you all first thing on a Monday morning (although obviously you may be reading this at some other time, in which case you’re still welcome to take part), and find out what you’re wearing to start your week.

So, this is a Fashion Police Checkpoint. Before you can proceed through it, you must provide us with an itemised list of what you’re wearing right this very second. Only then will you be free to go! (And don’t worry, we won’t judge: the Checkpoint is just for fun/sheer nosiness!)

What are you wearing right this very second?

STOP! Hammer time!

Don’t worry, it’s not actually Hammer time, although you could be forgiven for thinking it is, thanks to all of the bad harem pants around here. Nope, it’s just a little Fashion Police Checkpoint, which means that before you can proceed, we’re going to have to ask you to step over here for a moment and give us a complete inventory of your current outfit.

In other words: what are you wearing right this very second?

We know a lot of readers are in holiday mode right now, ready to relax and celebrate the 4th of July weekend, but before you do, we’re going to need you to step aside, ma’am, and let us take a quick inventory of your outfit…

What are you wearing right now? What are you planning to wear this weekend? Anything special? Tell us! We’re having a 48-hour fashion amnesty, so your secret fashion crimes are safe with us!

STOP! (Collaborate and listen…)

Yes, folks, it’s a Fashion Police Checkpoint, so before you all head off to enjoy the long weekend, we’re going to have to ask you to step to the side and give us a quick inventory of what you’re wearing. It’ll only take a minute, and don’t worry, it’s for sheer nosiness research purposes only, so we won’t judge you!

So, tell us: what are you wearing right this very second?

We normally set up our Checkpoint at the end of the week, and catch you all in your pyjamas, so this time we thought we’d surprise you and find out what you’re all wearing first thing on Monday morning (well, it’s Monday morning at Fashion Police HQ, that is: it may not be where you are!)

Tell us then: what are you wearing right now? Don’t worry, we won’t judge you…

YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Well, not until you’ve told us what you’re wearing rightthisverysecond, anyway.

Don’t worry, we’re taking off our police badges for this one, so you can feel free to admit to anything and everything without fear of arrest: the purpose of this exercise is just pure nosiness.

So, tell us: what are you wearing right now?