Crime of Fashion: Cheap Monday ‘Camille’ pool shorts

Cheap Monday sheer shortsOh, dear.

If a sheer dress is known as a “shress“, we guess a pair of sheer shorts must be “shhorts”. Or, alternatively, “a hot mess”.

These are by Cheap Monday, and are currently on sale for $41 at Alex & Chloe. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to come up with a plausible scenario in which you’d actually wear these in public. We’re not going to hold our breath, though…

6 Comments

  • March 15, 2012

    Phil

    Looks like she has her granny’s knickers on. If you are going to run around in your underwear, do so, although not recommended. Ditch those cheap, awful looking short things. yuck, no class!

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  • March 15, 2012

    Phil

    Didnt read the mission before posting. With that being said, the only place you could wear these are in a Filipino hustle bar and even that’s stretching it.

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  • March 15, 2012

    naiadknight

    The next production of The Emperor’s New Clothes?

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  • March 16, 2012

    Kota

    You could possibly get away with wearing these over tight bike shorts, like a lot of runners do. However, they wear the loose shorts over the bike shorts in order to retain SOME modesty.

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  • March 16, 2012

    Rudi

    My first instinct was to live up to the name and wear them over a pair of bikini bottoms instead of a sarong.

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  • March 29, 2012

    Meme

    Over a swimming suit. They are called pool shorts. I’d were them over my swimming suit on a boat.

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