Citizen’s Arrest carried out by: Selina
Alleged Perp: Charlotte Ronson high waisted pencil skirt with zip
Hey, remember those scratchy sweaters some elderly relative would always give you for Christmas? They’d itch like mad, but you’d be forced to dutifully wear them at least once a year, just to be polite?
Well, they make just as ugly skirts, too, don’t they?
Verdict: Remanded into Fashion Police custody: bail set at $79.80, payable to Shopbop.