1. Does anyone else think Carrie Underwood looks a bit like a fairy who lost her Christmas tree here? Or a toilet roll doll who lost her.. nevermind.
2. Who stole Miley Cyrus’s pants? You know we’ll catch you eventually, so you may as well own up now…
3. Although some of these shots look like they come from an 80s prom night, they’re actually mugshots from last night’s Billboard Music Awards. Your challenge is to go through them and decide who’s committing crimes of fashion and who’s innocent of all charges. Enjoy!
As our regular readers know, any time a celebrity wears clumpy boots on the red carpet, an angel dies. So sad.
Going by that rule of thumb, Chloe Sevigny is definitely guilty of killing an angel at the UK screening of “Hit & Miss”. Is she also committing crimes of fashion, though? The Peep Toe Boot Rule suggests she is, but what do our jurors think? Do you like this purple Versus dress, with its diamond cut-outs at the waist? Tell us!
Also covering up a little after the UK premiere of Snow White and the Huntsman, Kristen Stewart turned up to the German photocall in this red and black pencil dress by 10 Crosby by Derek Lam, paired with a pair of Christian Louboutin’s ‘Pigalle’ pumps.
As usual, however, Kristen changed out of the heels immediately after the photocall, switching to a pair of black sneakers which she seems to always have on hand.
It’s Cannes Film Festival time, and after the recent bad fashion behaviour of our celebrity suspects, The Fashion Police have called in reinforcements in a bid to keep the “sheer dress” quotient to an absolute minimum.
So far, the signs are promising: for instance, Eva Longoria here is wearing a dress by Marchesa, who we’ve long suspected of being the ringleaders of the “shress” movement, but we can’t see her underwear, and that’s always a good thing.
What do you think of Eva’s opening ceremony look: hit or miss?
P.S. For all of the celebrity fashion that doesn’t make it to our front page, check out our newly relaunched Celebrity Spy section, in which our undercover officers spy on the outfits of our famous suspects…
We can’t tell you what to expect when you’re expecting.
We can, however, tell you what to expect when you’re standing on the red carpet, promoting your new movie: you should expect The Fashion Police to take a keen interest in your outfit, and to ask their readers to decide whether or not you’re guilty of committing crimes of fashion.
And that’s exactly what we’re going to do now, so take a look at the gallery below and tell us if these celebrities are innocent or guilty!
This is what basically passes as “dressed down” for Rihanna. Seriously, it’s probably what she wears to slob out in front of the TV or something. Why did Rihanna choose to dress down for an event like the Costume Institute Ball? We have no idea. We think she looks fabulous, though….
