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Chloe Sevigny’s fourth collection for Opening Ceremony is just as bad as the rest of them

chloe sevigny for opening ceremony Chloe Sevignys fourth collection for Opening Ceremony is just as bad as the rest of them

Chloe Sevigny is one of those “style icons” we get don’t GET. And honestly, we probably never will.

Quick note for the Fashion Victims reading this: yes, you’re right, it IS because we’re fat! And old! And just don’t understaaaaaaand fashion! Also, we are JUST JEALOUS that we wouldn’t be able to pull off these clothes ourselves because we have NO STYLE.

Of course, we’re quite happy to admit that we wouldn’t be able to pull any of this off. Not for a second. We’re not jealous of those who can, though: we take our hats off to them, but we’re mostly grateful that they’re out there, wearing these clothes so we don’t have to. Thank you, you brave fashion adventurers.

With all of that said, we know everyone’s taste is different, and just because we’re not fans of this particular aesthetic, doesn’t mean you won’t be. So take a look at the gallery below and tell us what you think of Chloe’s latest collection for Opening Ceremony: and then click here, if you want to buy any of it…

Wardrobe Malfunction: Kristen Stewart leaves the labels on the soles of her shoes

FP 8118348 RIJ TWILIGHT TRIO 25 83 Wardrobe Malfunction: Kristen Stewart leaves the labels on the soles of her shoes

Look, Twilight fans! It’s Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson And Taylor Lautner, all having their hand and footprints taken outside  Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood! But wait, what’s this:

FP 8118342 RIJ TWILIGHT TRIO 19 83 Wardrobe Malfunction: Kristen Stewart leaves the labels on the soles of her shoesAh, that would be the price stickers on the soles of Kristen Stewart’s Brian Atwood shoes: one of our pet peeves.

FP 8118342 RIJ TWILIGHT TRIO 19 831 Wardrobe Malfunction: Kristen Stewart leaves the labels on the soles of her shoesIn this case, it’s probably not actually Kristen’s fault: we would imagine that, as with most celebrities, the shoes were probably borrowed for the occasion, hence the stickers still being on the soles. (Although, in that case, the PR/stylist should still have removed them: it’s not like they’re going to still be able to sell them – at least, not at the price on the label – after they’ve been worn, is it?) This does, however, bring up two more of our favourite fashion gripes:

1. Borrowed shoes on celebrities

Look, we know you want to look good on the red carpet, and that even you celebs don’t have an endless amount of money to buy new clothes with, but for the love of God, just wear your own shoes! You’ll look better in a cheaper pair which a) actually fit you and b) don’t still have the stickers attached to them than you do in a designer pair that are three sizes too big and very obviously borrowed. (This isn’t directed just at Kristen, by the way: just a general gripe.)

2. Shoe manufacturers who stick labels on the soles of shoes

If we’re paying $400 for shoes, we don’t want to have to spend an hour peeling the labels off the soles (and isn’t that just the WORST? You know when it comes off in tiny little pieces and you have to pick away at it forever? GOD.) Actually, even if we’ve spent $50 on shoes, we don’t want to do that. STOP PUTTING STICKERS ON THE SOLES. There are other ways, you know! If you’re a high-end boutique or department store, you can place a little price card somewhere near the shoe on display. Even Matalan – MATALAN, for God’s sake – tie the price to the insole using a piece of elastic which just snips off once you’ve bought them, leaving the sole completely free. And if Matalan can do it, we’re sure everyone else can, too. (Actually, don’t Primark also do this? We think they do.)

Aaand breathe.

Kirsten sensibly changed out of the Brian Atwoods for the actual taking-of-the-footprint. We must say, it’s nice to see her looking happy, no? Such a pretty, pretty girl. We’ve also included shots of Taylor and R-Patz, just because it’s Friday and we love them you.

[Images: Fame]

Celebrity Style on Trial: Chloe Sevigny

chloe sevigny on trial the fashion police Celebrity Style on Trial: Chloe Sevigny

It’s Chloe Sevigny, everyone! She’s here to show us all how to dress!

It’s OK, we’re just kidding: phew! Chloe actually stands before you On Trial. We want you, the ladies and gentlemen of the Fashion Police jury, to help us decide, once and for all, whether Chloe is the modern-day fashion icon the fashion press would like us to believe she is, or whether she is, in fact, merely another fashion victim, attacked by trends and duped into believing that if you can call an outfit “edgy” THAT MAKES IT OK.

Here are some pieces of evidence.

For the prosecution:

Chloe Sevigny The Fashion Police 3 Celebrity Style on Trial: Chloe SevignyAnimal print drop-crotch pants. The prosecution rests, having also drawn your attention to the image at the top of the page, featuring the peep toe boot rule.

For the defence:

Chloe Sevigny The Fashion Police  Celebrity Style on Trial: Chloe SevignySo, this is quite nice. For Chloe. The fact that we have to add the phrase “for Chloe” onto the sentence speaks volumes, however.

We’ve prepared a full dossier of evidence, which we present below. Feel free to take a look and let us know whether you find Chloe Sevigny guilty or innocent of committing crimes of fashion.

Celebrity Spy: Halle Berry in bright pink Roberto Cavalli

FP 7174763 RIJ 2011 SILVER ROSE 46 77 Celebrity Spy: Halle Berry in bright pink Roberto CavalliOur spies spotted Halle Berry at The 31st Annual Silver Rose Gala this week, wearing this bright pink dress, with sparkly silver Christian Louboutin sandals:

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Best Dressed of the Day: Eva Longoria Parker in Victoria Beckham Collection

 Best Dressed of the Day: Eva Longoria Parker in Victoria Beckham Collection

Kristen Stewart gets a new look (or a new hair style at least)

FP 5285526 Stewart Letterman AAR 0628101 Kristen Stewart gets a new look (or a new hair style at least)

Kristen Stewart turned up at Letterman last night looking a little lighter than usual – we refer to her hair colour, of course, not her figure.

Kristen is still working the one-shouldered look she wore to the Twilight Eclipse premiere this week, but this time the dress is black, rather than white. We think the hair really suits her: in fact, the characteristic super-short dress and high heels were the only clue that this was the same person at first glance.

What do you think of Kristen’s new look?

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Eva Longoria Parker in Naeem Khan at the Cannes Film Festival

LFI Cannes Tournee 16 Eva Longoria Parker in Naeem Khan at the Cannes Film Festival

That photo of Miss Tila  we showed you earlier today has left us feeling a little bit shell-shocked, so in a bid to let our eyes recover slightly, here’s Eva Longoria Parker wearing a Naeem Khan gown on the Cannes red carpet.

And here’s a couple of burlesque dancers, just to swing the balance back to “ouch”:

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Fashion Police at the Met Costume Institute Gala: Kristen Stewart in Chanel

 Fashion Police at the Met Costume Institute Gala: Kristen Stewart in Chanel

Uh-oh. Kristen Stewart tends to bring controversy to The Fashion Police every time she pops up here, so all we’ll say about this is that:

 a) It’s a demi-shress: half dress, half net curtain

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