The Ghost of Fashion Crimes Past: Catherine Zeta Jones in a gold jumpuit

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"Heathcliff! It’s me, a-Cathee, I’ve come hoooomme!"

Well, well, well, Catherine Zeta Jones, fancy seeing you here in the Fashion Police Jail! Your older self is always so groomed, so polished, so totally unlike this crazy-haired, gold-jumpsuiteded vixen we see before us, like The Ghost of Fashion Crimes Past! And you’re certainly very bendy (kudos for the bendiness, by the way), but we’re just glad to see you combed your hair between the first shot and the second. We just might be able to get you off on an "I’ve got the body for it so I’m damn well gonna wear it" technicality without the Kate Bush ‘do, you see.

Still, this picture should give all the Fashion Criminals out there hope. You can turn yourself around after a crime of fashion, folks – here’s the living, breathing, leg-lifting proof!

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6 Comments

  • May 29, 2008

    Veronika

    I think it’s rather sweet (maybe cause I really love Catherine Zeta Jones..) and still, its a quite cute fashion crime.
    Althou the hair, that belongs in jail!:)

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  • May 29, 2008

    The Fashion Police

    Veronika, yeah, I think it’s more funny than criminal 🙂

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  • May 29, 2008

    Arielle

    Thank goodness she learned how to dress to enhance, rather than detract, from her beautiful face and figure.
    My biggest quarrel with these photos is actually the heavy, too pale make-up. I’m glad she usually goes for a more natural palette these days.

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  • May 29, 2008

    Diana

    HAHAHAHA this is hilarious!!!!

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  • May 30, 2008

    Haley

    Catherine Zeta Jones is kind of too gorgeous to criticize. Still, I can’t believe you’re digging up ghosts of fashion crimes past and letting this infraction waltz right past.
    http://www.viceland.com/int/v15n5/htdocs/blood-splashed-on-daisy.php
    I freaking HATE those stupid studded boots. I keep seeing them everywhere and they just look stupider and stupider. What are they supposed to be anyways? Tough?

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  • May 30, 2008

    Danielle

    She cleans up quite nicely!

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