Candice Boucher arrested by Fashion Police for shress-related offences at Cannes

Until today, The Fashion Police hadn’t even heard of Candice Boucher. Ah, yesterday! It was a more innocent time!

How the times have changed, though. Today, Candice finds herself at the very top of our Wanted list, and it’s all because of THIS dress:

We say “dress”. It’s … not really deserving of that title, is it?

Candice is clearly a young woman who likes attention. And as you can see from the top photo, in which the two gentlemen with her are trying very hard indeed to keep their eyes above the neck, at least, she’s pretty much succeeded in getting it. What a role model for our youngsters!

Let’s try to answer the question on everyone’s mind: Does Cher know Candice Boucher has broken into her wardrobe? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WEAR UNDER A DRESS LIKE THAT? Thankfully, our agency photographer was thoughtful enough to help us answer that question:

Actually, we think the photographer was enjoying thus a little TOO much, hmm? Anyway, we think that’s a nude thong we can see there. We are grateful for this small mercy.

We’re also grateful that it was her rather than us who had to wear this little number:

[Images: Pixplanete / PR Photos]

14 Comments

  • May 16, 2011

    Nikki G

    How tacky. Some people didn’t get enough attention growing up, so horrors like this are brought out for the public eye.

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  • May 16, 2011

    joannalyne

    ugly dress. poor lady! no one should go into cher’s closet.

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    • May 19, 2011

      Nightthorn k'Vala

      Hell, even Cher would reject that!

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  • May 16, 2011

    Abby

    It would have been better with something with black sequins inside…much more classy…

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  • Not very classy. Even the bits of dress that are there aren’t very nice.

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  • May 16, 2011

    Amy

    awful!she’s naked. Nice try but it’s a total fail

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  • May 16, 2011

    Sonya

    How the heck did she not get actually arrested for this?

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  • May 16, 2011

    drea

    I swear if you were walking down the street in that you’d be arrested or something…certainly get stared at at least. I’m curious to find out when the prom dress version comes out.

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  • May 18, 2011

    Alexandra

    Those poor fellows- “Must not stare, must not stare, must not stare…”

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  • May 26, 2011

    Tali

    I’m sure only women thought it was horrible))

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  • May 28, 2011

    Olga

    I was willing to put up with this dress until I saw butcheeks. That was the last straw!
    Seriously, wtf?

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  • June 2, 2011

    Kay

    There are no words…

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  • June 16, 2011

    Hazel@Trench Coat Men

    I can’t explain what kind of dresses that . Huh? Almost naked. But it’s nice but need to cover some part of the body.

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  • July 5, 2011

    dee

    It looks like she’s being attacked by two 7 legged spiders. Sheesh….

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